Funny messages in *band

[klassik]

In the comp 174 game, scrolls of *Acquirement* are titled "pue sa recto", which in french roughly means they stink from the a**.

would that be a foretelling of items yet "acquired"

[Ingwe Ingweron]

Beginning level priest reads scroll of "rectus cunus" on Dl 1 - oops - unidentified Deep Descent and is immediately screwed in the ass.

[Grotug]

Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.

I've also had that happen, more than once!

[wobbly]

Poscheng's virtue messages are great for this. You just need to be hungry to get things like:

You slay the pitiful looking beggar
Moderation in all things

Now I just have to work out how to make it say "how compassionate". Perhaps killing town folk with crusade magic?

[Rowan]

You hit the Green naga.
The Green naga flees in terror!
Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
You have 27 Rounded Pebbles (1d2) (+0, +0) (0).
The Green naga cries out feebly.
The Green naga picks up a Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0).

"Musssst... collect... pebblesssss..."

"Here's another one."

Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
The Green naga dies.

[PowerWyrm]

PWMAngband:

"You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse."

...

[bio_hazard]

pwmangband:

"you hit the cutpurse. You have slain the cutpurse. You hit the cutpurse. The cutpurse flees in terror! The cutpurse picks up a cutpurse corpse."

...

never leave your buddy behind...

[HallucinationMushroom]

You unwrap the foil and eat the chocolate egg. It is delicious! You are terrified! You feel yourself moving faster! You see no more Bright Red Easter Eggs of Terror. You die.

[wobbly]

Puts on random boots from floor - You have gained the ability 'sprinting' just as slow suddenly pops up in my status effects.

[wobbly]

You attack Wormtongue, Agent of Saurman: You hit him in the groin with your knee! He moans in agony! Your hands stop glowing. He appears confused.

[calris]

I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:

You are blind.
You have 6 charges remaining.
You re-arrange your pack.
It looks slowed.

[Rowan]

I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:

You are blind.
You have 6 charges remaining.
You re-arrange your pack.
It looks slowed.

Don't you hate it when you put effort into reorganizing your pack and it just gets slower? Ugh, maybe I shouldn't be doing this blind.

[wobbly]

You attack the forest troll: You hit! Your weapon cuts deep into it! You cut it in half!

Pretty impressive for a main gauche...

[murphy]

playing poschengband today

It magically summons help!
The Elf lord casts a fire ball at it. It dies.

... its hard to find good help these days

[Azuria]

The vampire disintegrates!
You see a Coagulated Crimson Potion.