Funny messages in *band

[Jay]

So, this just happened:

You smite the Olog. Your hands stop glowing. You have slain the Olog. The Olog looks confused.


I've seen that a couple times before and it always makes me laugh. Does anyone have other examples?

[caruso]

You dig into the quartz vein. It touches you.

[HallucinationMushroom]

Some of these are pretty good.

http://angband.oook.cz/forum/showthread.php?t=29

[nppangband]

The Black reaver points at you, screaming the word DIE! -more
You die. -more

He must have been very proud of himself after that......

[Starhawk]

> You see a Scroll titled "ma anus".

teehee...

[Cold_Heart]

It touches you.
You feel ugly.

[ekolis]

You are blind!
You see no more Mushrooms of Blindness.
You don't like the look of this place.

[Jay]

This is not a funny message so much as something just funny.

My dwarf paladin is currently locked in mortal combat with Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer — who just summoned a friend to help him in this battle. Specifically, a white harpy.

I think I will go on pounding on Feagwath and ignore his buddy for the time being.

[Jay]

Slaying Osyluths is an ugly business.

[Therem Harth]

Yes, it is. Also bad for one's physique.

[ThunderToads]

You activate it...
The Stone reveals hidden mysteries...
In your pack: a Rhodonite Ring of Confusion Resistance
You are confused!

[nppangband]

Last messages from my NPP Comp 120 character.......

You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
It was a good hit!
You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You have slain Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
A magical staircase appears....
*** CONGRATULATIONS ***
You have won the game!
You may retire (commit suicide) when you are ready.
What a boring place...

[Malak Darkhunter]

Last messages from my NPP Comp 120 character.......

You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
It was a good hit!
You hit Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You have slain Morgoth, Lord of Darkness.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
A magical staircase appears....
*** CONGRATULATIONS ***
You have won the game!
You may retire (commit suicide) when you are ready.
What a boring place...

Cause of death.....Boredom, funny stuff, theirs nothing like this game.

[runequester]

I know it's unrelated, but getting the "this level looks pretty safe" message (or something similar to that) when the room with the stairs has 10 uruk in it always makes me laugh.

[PowerWyrm]

I've always found "(foo) screams the word DIE! You die." message very funny...