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  • DoctorowWho42
    Rookie
    • May 2019
    • 7

    "you die. you are no longer poisoned."

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    • Gauss
      Adept
      • Aug 2018
      • 110

      Can't stop laughing every time i read it
      " Grima Wormtongue insults your mother"

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      • Ugramoth
        Adept
        • Mar 2017
        • 121

        The nruling lashes at you with a whip of fire.
        The Whip burns up!

        nruling: Dafug?

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        • Glorfindel
          Apprentice
          • Mar 2019
          • 62

          You hit the singing, happy drunk.
          You have slain the singing, happy drunk.
          The scruffy little dog wakes up.
          The filthy street urchin wakes up. <2x>
          The scrawny cat wakes up.
          You no longer feel safe from evil.

          It looks like that drunk had some friends.
          Incidentally, it wasn't as funny in life as when I looked at the message window, as in between the slaying and all the waking up I took a rest.

          Also, I am not a casual murderer of drunkards. It was one of those not-looking-where-I-am-going-so-I-took-a-swing-at-the-guy-with-a-mace-of-disruption kind of things.

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          • wobbly
            Prophet
            • May 2012
            • 2627

            Originally posted by Glorfindel
            Also, I am not a casual murderer of drunkards. It was one of those not-looking-where-I-am-going-so-I-took-a-swing-at-the-guy-with-a-mace-of-disruption kind of things.
            I just keep confusing them for Ts & assume the town is being raided by trolls, embarrassing mistake.

            The gallant flees in terror. The terrified yeek is no longer afraid.

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            • Ugramoth
              Adept
              • Mar 2017
              • 121

              Testing a staff in town:

              The singing, happy drunk falls asleep!

              They do that a lot, don't they?

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              • Grotug
                Veteran
                • Nov 2013
                • 1634

                So I spoke very clearly into my iPad in the google search field: "Roguelike key set Angband" and my iPad returned this:

                Code:
                Rogue like to suck and band
                Nice to know the AI apocalypse is not nigh.

                Again I speak to it and it returns:

                Code:
                Rogue like you suck in band
                and...

                Code:
                Rogue like kiss a ring band
                and..

                Code:
                Road like to suck big band
                Changing the order doesn't help much: "Angband keyset Roguelike"

                Code:
                Ring band kiss a rogue like
                Last edited by Grotug; March 25, 2020, 13:55.
                Beginner's Guide to Angband 4.2.3 Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9c9e2wMngM

                Detailed account of my Ironman win here.

                "My guess is that Grip and Fang have many more kills than Gothmog and Lungorthin." --Fizzix

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                • PowerWyrm
                  Prophet
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 2986

                  "You clear the web. You feel that there is naught but cobwebs here."

                  Evidently...
                  PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                  • gglibertine
                    Adept
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 234

                    Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                    "You clear the web. You feel that there is naught but cobwebs here."
                    That made me laugh out loud.

                    I just found a scroll titled "hungrae". Unfortunately it wasn't a scroll of Remove Hunger.

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                    • wobbly
                      Prophet
                      • May 2012
                      • 2627

                      You feel very smart! You see no more Potions of intelligence. You no longer feel heroic.

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                      • Jay
                        Adept
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 104

                        I killed the Witch King of Angmar in my most recent game and he dropped the Bastard Sword of Éowyn, which really would have confused Tolkien. (In LotR, Éowyn kills the Witch King of Angmar, so it's a little weird that he would have her sword…)
                        Last edited by Jay; October 21, 2020, 00:45.
                        Oh you icky things, don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane…

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                        • Jay
                          Adept
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 104

                          I guess I shouldn't be surprised that a Belend aggravates creatures nearby.


                          the Ring of Belend <+4, +5>
                          ---------------------------
                          +4 intelligence.
                          +4 constitution.
                          +5 speed.
                          Provides resistance to lightning, fire, light, nexus, nether, chaos.
                          Cannot be harmed by lightning.
                          Sustains dexterity.
                          Aggravates creatures nearby.

                          When activated, it lights and maps the entire level, sensing objects.
                          Takes 180 to 264 turns to recharge.
                          Your chance of success is 90.9%
                          Oh you icky things, don't you know you're driving your mamas and papas insane…

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                          • Pete Mack
                            Prophet
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 6883

                            Minor necromancy.

                            Yeah this is weird even within game logic. Monsters with floor pickup can't take items with slay, so how can they carry them in the first place?

                            Originally posted by Jay
                            I killed the Witch King of Angmar in my most recent game and he dropped the Bastard Sword of Éowyn, which really would have confused Tolkien. (In LotR, Éowyn kills the Witch King of Angmar, so it's a little weird that he would have her sword…)

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                            • Estie
                              Veteran
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 2343

                              Originally posted by Pete Mack
                              Minor necromancy.

                              Yeah this is weird even within game logic. Monsters with floor pickup can't take items with slay, so how can they carry them in the first place?
                              They can pick it up, but its (sticky) cursed for them, so they decide not to. And in the rare case that they do pick it up, it stays with them for the rest of their ....existence.

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                              • malcontent
                                Adept
                                • Jul 2019
                                • 166

                                I was preparing for the endgame battles and wanted to make absolutely sure I could throw a spear using asym LOS. I tried an experiment in town and laughed out loud at the result, poor guy...

                                Your Spear "Aiglos" (3d6) (+15,+25) [+5] <+2, +4> freezes the singing, happy drunk (1733). It was a good hit!

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