Funny messages in *band

[Timo Pietilä]

With his finger, obviously. The real question is how exactly do you KNOW that he gave you the finger!

"Poor guy, are you blind. FYI, I'm giving you a finger right now. Now, what are you going to do to that? What? Nothing? ..." etc. etc. mockery obviously.

[MattB]

X-rated scroll name...
Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.

I wonder what that scroll does?...

[donalde]

This seems a tame, sheltered place. You see no store here.

this is from angband 3.4.1, so no stores on dungeons

[Nick]

You hit the Bandit.
Your hands stop glowing.
You have slain the Bandit.
You feel something roll beneath your feet.
The Bandit looks confused.

Welcome to the afterlife, buddy.

[Hajo]

I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment

[Timo Pietilä]

I found a scroll "plus inc". Funny for a programmer only maybe, since both mean to raise a value or quality. I guess this was made by a mage trained in advertisment

Plus incorporated. We deliver the finest enchantment scrolls around the dungeon.

[MattB]

Well, it did warn me!

"But monsieur, it's elvish. It's wah-fer thin!"

[wobbly]

You die. You resist the effects.

[ekolis]

You die. You resist the effects.

No rigor mortis for you!

[caruso]

From PosChengband, after casting Scare Monster for the first time:

The Novice priest flees in terror! What an act of faith!

[caruso]

That hit home...

Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman, insults you! You no longer feel heroic. You no longer feel bold.

[MattB]

That hit home...

Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman, insults you! You no longer feel heroic. You no longer feel bold.

That just made me snort with laughter so loudly that it made my dog cry!

[caruso]

That just made me snort with laughter so loudly that it made my dog cry!

Glad that you liked it

By the way, does anyone know from which variant this one is taken?

[Therem Harth]

That would be Zangband or a derivative thereof. Uniques in those variants sometimes talk (or at any rate produce noise).

[caruso]

Thanks!