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  • ekolis
    Knight
    • Apr 2007
    • 921

    #46
    Originally posted by Timo Pietilä
    [EDIT] I think temporary effects do not need to follow rule one, permanent effect items do (rings of resist lightning ignore lightning, but items making temporary effect like resistance spells in spellbook don't make book itself resistant to elements)
    There's a vast difference between "this item is made of a material that intrinsically grants resistance to cold" and "this item contains knowledge that you can use to give yourself resistance to cold", much greater than the distinction between temporary and permanent effects - would you say that a book that teaches you how to build a brick wall is itself a good building material?
    You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
    You are surrounded by a stasis field!
    The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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    • Derakon
      Prophet
      • Dec 2009
      • 9022

      #47
      It's a common fantasy trope for the potions you drink to have attributes in themselves that are similar to the ones that they bestow upon you. Invisibility potions are smoky, potions dealing with heat are themselves hot to the touch, charming potions are pink and sweet, etc. In light of that I don't think it's at all out of line for a potion of resist cold to be cold to the touch and otherwise "cold-aligned", which in Angband's case means that it resists cold damage.

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      • buzzkill
        Prophet
        • May 2008
        • 2939

        #48
        Originally posted by Derakon
        It's a common fantasy trope for the potions you drink to have attributes in themselves that are similar to the ones that they bestow upon you. Invisibility potions are smoky, potions dealing with heat are themselves hot to the touch, charming potions are pink and sweet, etc. In light of that I don't think it's at all out of line for a potion of resist cold to be cold to the touch and otherwise "cold-aligned", which in Angband's case means that it resists cold damage.
        This make as much sense as anything I've read here, and it got me thinking about potions and their graphics.
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        My banding life on Buzzkill's ladder.

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        • caruso
          Adept
          • May 2011
          • 164

          #49
          Upon entering the level:
          Code:
          You feel this is a tame, sheltered place. You see a cave bear (unhurt, asleep).
          Not near as odd an estimation as this one, though ^^ I wonder from which variant it was taken.

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          • Therem Harth
            Knight
            • Jan 2008
            • 926

            #50
            Second one definitely comes from Unangband.

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            • Nomad
              Knight
              • Sep 2010
              • 958

              #51
              Code:
              You see a Scroll titled "dense ex".
              It turned out to be Aggravate Monster.

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              • Therem Harth
                Knight
                • Jan 2008
                • 926

                #52
                Code:
                You see no more Potions of Boldness.
                You no longer feel safe from evil.
                You no longer feel heroic.
                Uh oh.

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                • Therem Harth
                  Knight
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 926

                  #53
                  And one from debug mode, while wielding Grond:

                  Code:
                  You freeze the <player> (offscreen).
                  You have slain the <player> (offscreen).
                  Apparently the hammer is so powerful that it can cause software glitches.

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                  • Quendus
                    Scout
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 32

                    #54
                    I thought they fixed that one?
                    That happens when a character has multiple attacks with an earthquake weapon, an earthquake displaces the target monster, and the player still has blows remaining. Reported it on IRC a year or two ago.

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                    • Therem Harth
                      Knight
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 926

                      #55
                      My variant is based on 3.2.0, that's probably why.

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                      • HallucinationMushroom
                        Knight
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 785

                        #56
                        16,570 900 ft Encountered Gorthaur, Servant of Morgoth
                        16,582 900 ft Slain by Gorthaur, Servant of Morgoth.
                        16,582 900 ft Died on 29 January 2013.
                        16,582 900 ft Encountered Turkano, Balrog of the Hosts

                        Taken from the notes of my last character... it doesn't look like I'm going to have a pleasant afterlife.
                        You are on something strange

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                        • academic.sam
                          Scout
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 31

                          #57
                          One for the road

                          Smacked a dracolich, senseless. It starts to run, but couldn't resist a snack:

                          Dracolich flees in terror. Dracolich picks up a piece of Elvish waybread.

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                          • MattB
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 1214

                            #58
                            Originally posted by academic.sam
                            Smacked a dracolich, senseless. It starts to run, but couldn't resist a snack:

                            Dracolich flees in terror. Dracolich picks up a piece of Elvish waybread.
                            We have a winner!
                            I am trying to work and that one is so funny I am actually, literally crying!
                            *gets odd looks*

                            When playing on cheat I got:

                            -
                            You die. You are no longer confused.
                            -

                            Which I thought was quite zen.

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                            • MattB
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 1214

                              #59
                              And yesterday, while fighting Wormtongue, I got:

                              -
                              You are blind.
                              Something gives you the finger.
                              -

                              Which begs the question...How exactly did he give me the finger?

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                              • ekolis
                                Knight
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 921

                                #60
                                Originally posted by MattB
                                And yesterday, while fighting Wormtongue, I got:

                                -
                                You are blind.
                                Something gives you the finger.
                                -

                                Which begs the question...How exactly did he give me the finger?
                                With his finger, obviously. The real question is how exactly do you KNOW that he gave you the finger!
                                You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
                                You are surrounded by a stasis field!
                                The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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