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  • klassik
    Apprentice
    • Sep 2013
    • 89

    Originally posted by PowerWyrm
    In the comp 174 game, scrolls of *Acquirement* are titled "pue sa recto", which in french roughly means they stink from the a**.
    would that be a foretelling of items yet "acquired"
    He did the mash.
    He did the morgoth mash.
    The morgoth mash.
    It was an angband smash.

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    • Ingwe Ingweron
      Veteran
      • Jan 2009
      • 2129

      Beginning level priest reads scroll of "rectus cunus" on Dl 1 - oops - unidentified Deep Descent and is immediately screwed in the ass.
      “We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.”
      ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

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      • Grotug
        Veteran
        • Nov 2013
        • 1634

        Originally posted by PowerWyrm
        Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
        I've also had that happen, more than once!

        Last edited by Grotug; September 18, 2015, 03:27.
        Beginner's Guide to Angband 4.2.3 Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9c9e2wMngM

        Detailed account of my Ironman win here.

        "My guess is that Grip and Fang have many more kills than Gothmog and Lungorthin." --Fizzix

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        • wobbly
          Prophet
          • May 2012
          • 2627

          Poscheng's virtue messages are great for this. You just need to be hungry to get things like:

          You slay the pitiful looking beggar
          Moderation in all things

          Now I just have to work out how to make it say "how compassionate". Perhaps killing town folk with crusade magic?

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          • Rowan
            Adept
            • Sep 2014
            • 139

            You hit the Green naga.
            The Green naga flees in terror!
            Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
            You have 27 Rounded Pebbles (1d2) (+0, +0) (0).
            The Green naga cries out feebly.
            The Green naga picks up a Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0).

            "Musssst... collect... pebblesssss..."

            "Here's another one."

            Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
            The Green naga dies.

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            • PowerWyrm
              Prophet
              • Apr 2008
              • 2986

              PWMAngband:

              "You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse."

              ...
              PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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              • bio_hazard
                Knight
                • Dec 2008
                • 649

                Originally posted by powerwyrm
                pwmangband:

                "you hit the cutpurse. You have slain the cutpurse. You hit the cutpurse. The cutpurse flees in terror! The cutpurse picks up a cutpurse corpse."

                ...
                never leave your buddy behind...

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                • HallucinationMushroom
                  Knight
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 785

                  You unwrap the foil and eat the chocolate egg. It is delicious! You are terrified! You feel yourself moving faster! You see no more Bright Red Easter Eggs of Terror. You die.
                  You are on something strange

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                  • wobbly
                    Prophet
                    • May 2012
                    • 2627

                    Puts on random boots from floor - You have gained the ability 'sprinting' just as slow suddenly pops up in my status effects.

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                    • wobbly
                      Prophet
                      • May 2012
                      • 2627

                      You attack Wormtongue, Agent of Saurman: You hit him in the groin with your knee! He moans in agony! Your hands stop glowing. He appears confused.

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                      • calris
                        Adept
                        • Mar 2016
                        • 194

                        I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:

                        You are blind.
                        You have 6 charges remaining.
                        You re-arrange your pack.
                        It looks slowed.

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                        • Rowan
                          Adept
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 139

                          Originally posted by calris
                          I just got blinded by a Dark elven mage - I have an un-id'd staff:

                          You are blind.
                          You have 6 charges remaining.
                          You re-arrange your pack.
                          It looks slowed.
                          Don't you hate it when you put effort into reorganizing your pack and it just gets slower? Ugh, maybe I shouldn't be doing this blind.

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                          • wobbly
                            Prophet
                            • May 2012
                            • 2627

                            You attack the forest troll: You hit! Your weapon cuts deep into it! You cut it in half!

                            Pretty impressive for a main gauche...

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                            • murphy
                              Adept
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 101

                              playing poschengband today

                              It magically summons help!
                              The Elf lord casts a fire ball at it. It dies.

                              ... its hard to find good help these days

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                              • Azuria
                                Rookie
                                • Apr 2016
                                • 23

                                The vampire disintegrates!
                                You see a Coagulated Crimson Potion.
                                Cloning Nightwalkers for XP
                                Originally posted by Pete Mack
                                Better to be down a point in INT than be suffering under 300HP at dl 70.
                                I should probably take note of this.

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