Funny messages in *band

[Zireael]

Very appropriate message:

"You have slain Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman. You see a Pair of Leather Boots [2]. You have the Pair of Leather Boots of Wormtongue [2] {special}."

Very appropriate indeed.

[poschengbandplayer]

We have a winner!
I am trying to work and that one is so funny I am actually, literally crying!
*gets odd looks*

When playing on cheat I got:

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You die. You are no longer confused.
-

Which I thought was quite zen.

wow,that was beautiful.how random game mechanics can sum up life in two sentences....sigh.

[HallucinationMushroom]

You are poisoned!
Welcome to level 5.
You feel very rested.
You feel very good.
You feel your head clear.
You have no more "Pepper's Qunine and Iron" Tonics of Poison (i).
You are no longer poisoned.

[wobbly]

You are poisoned!
Welcome to level 5.
You feel very rested.
You feel very good.
You feel your head clear.
You have no more "Pepper's Qunine and Iron" Tonics of Poison (i).
You are no longer poisoned.
You are on something strange

It's funny, I just automatically added your sig in when I read that.

[wobbly]

Poschengband's virtue system is pure message gold:

The jackal dies.
A bold risk indeed!

[klassik]

i was selling unidentified stuff in poschangband:



The shopkeeper whispers something into your ear:
And what about your due contribution to All - fool's Day celebration? None?
You sold 2 Potions of Berserk Strength for 28 gold.
Yipee!

[MattB]

Just happened to me - had to share:

Something touches you.
Your furry mushroom was eaten.

...
[snigger]

[mewmew]

From PosChengband:

Robin Hood, the Outlaw, says: "Kevin Costner soiled my name!"

Hobbes the Tiger says, 'I killed Calvin, now I'll kill YOU!'

Also he says that he is going back to comic when he flees wounded.

[Lord Tom]

The Gnome mage summons a companion.
The Scruffy looking hobbit misses you. <2x>
You hit the Scruffy looking hobbit. <2x>
You have slain the Scruffy looking hobbit.
You hit the Gnome mage. <2x>
You have slain the Gnome mage.

You pretty much lost the summons lottery when a scruffy looking hobbit emerges from the abyss. It proved too little, too late for this Gnome mage...

[PowerWyrm]

The Gnome mage summons a companion.
The Scruffy looking hobbit misses you. <2x>
You hit the Scruffy looking hobbit. <2x>
You have slain the Scruffy looking hobbit.
You hit the Gnome mage. <2x>
You have slain the Gnome mage.

You pretty much lost the summons lottery when a scruffy looking hobbit emerges from the abyss. It proved too little, too late for this Gnome mage...

This is even more sad when it happens to Morgoth...

[Therem Harth]

From a recent T2 game:

Kavlax the Many-Headed says, "Now you die!"
Kavlax the Many-Headed breaths nexus.
You die.

Well, he did say...

[Therem Harth]

And another:

You kick the Giant Squid in the ankle. -more-

[Mark]

Just now...

You were wearing White Dragon Scale Mail.
You are wearing Chaos Dragon Scale Mail.
The weight of our armor encumbers your movement.
You feel yourself speed up.

[Nomad]

You see 3 Scrolls titled "anus us".

Worse, they were Satisfy Hunger, so on reading them I got the message:

You are full!

[PowerWyrm]

You see 3 Scrolls titled "anus us"

In the comp 174 game, scrolls of *Acquirement* are titled "pue sa recto", which in french roughly means they stink from the a**.