Funny messages in *band

[Jay]

There comes a time in every game where I pick up a sling that's something like (+3, +5) and decide to mute it, and it's then that I think, "All good slings must come to an end."

[Jay]

I believe this weapon also responds to certain voice commands such as "set a timer for 10 minutes."

The Awl-Pike 'Sirri' (3d8) (+13, +6) [+5] <+3>

[Jay]

This set of randarts is full of gifts! I've just discovered the Iron Crown of Uinurinal [0, +16] <+6>, which is sadly cursed (air swing) and also, one suspects, would smell of a men's bathroom. I'm guessing it would be pronounced "you in urinal"?

[wobbly]

You point at Nick the butcher and curse. Nick the butcher ignores you.

[Nick]

You point at Nick the butcher and curse. Nick the butcher ignores you.

As in game, so in life

[shahindad]

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

[Grotug]

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I bought this poster for my sister several years ago.