Funny messages in *band
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Beginning level priest reads scroll of "rectus cunus" on Dl 1 - oops - unidentified Deep Descent and is immediately screwed in the ass.“We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.”
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are DeadComment
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Last edited by Grotug; September 18, 2015, 03:27.Beginner's Guide to Angband 4.2.3 Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9c9e2wMngM
Detailed account of my Ironman win here.
"My guess is that Grip and Fang have many more kills than Gothmog and Lungorthin." --FizzixComment
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Poscheng's virtue messages are great for this. You just need to be hungry to get things like:
You slay the pitiful looking beggar
Moderation in all things
Now I just have to work out how to make it say "how compassionate". Perhaps killing town folk with crusade magic?Comment
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You hit the Green naga.
The Green naga flees in terror!
Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
You have 27 Rounded Pebbles (1d2) (+0, +0) (0).
The Green naga cries out feebly.
The Green naga picks up a Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0).
"Musssst... collect... pebblesssss..."
"Here's another one."
Your Rounded Pebble (1d2) (+0, +0) hit the Green naga.
The Green naga dies.Comment
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PWMAngband:
"You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse."
...PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!Comment
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You unwrap the foil and eat the chocolate egg. It is delicious! You are terrified! You feel yourself moving faster! You see no more Bright Red Easter Eggs of Terror. You die.You are on something strangeComment
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Don't you hate it when you put effort into reorganizing your pack and it just gets slower? Ugh, maybe I shouldn't be doing this blind.Comment
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