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  • wobbly
    Prophet
    • May 2012
    • 2629
    #16
    the broken stick breaks

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      • PowerWyrm
        Prophet
        • Apr 2008
        • 2986
        #17
        This one takes the cake:
        "You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

        That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
        PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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          • relic
            Apprentice
            • Oct 2010
            • 76
            #18
            Originally posted by PowerWyrm
            This one takes the cake:
            "You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

            That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
            They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
            Please explain.
            If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~Elbert Hubbard

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              • PowerWyrm
                Prophet
                • Apr 2008
                • 2986
                #19
                Originally posted by relic
                They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
                Please explain.
                X-rated scroll name...
                Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
                PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                  • Timo Pietilä
                    Prophet
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 4096
                    #20
                    Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                    X-rated scroll name...
                    Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
                    Must be really x-rated because no dictionary in my disposal recognizes it, not even rather strongly x-rated dictionaries I found on the net.

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                      • PowerWyrm
                        Prophet
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 2986
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Timo Pietilä
                        Must be really x-rated because no dictionary in my disposal recognizes it, not even rather strongly x-rated dictionaries I found on the net.
                        No x-rated latin dictionary?
                        PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                          • Patashu
                            Knight
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 528
                            #22
                            ex gaecculo = e jaculato = ejaculate
                            My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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                              • relic
                                Apprentice
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 76
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Patashu
                                ex gaecculo = e jaculato = ejaculate
                                Yes, I slowly and finally had an inkling of the interpretation, but you made it explicit. Thanks.
                                If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~Elbert Hubbard

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                                  • Nomad
                                    Knight
                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 958
                                    #24
                                    One from Sil:

                                    You see a Wrinkled Herb of Weakness.
                                    It stares deep into your eyes!
                                    You stare back unafraid!

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                                      • Starhawk
                                        Adept
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 246
                                        #25
                                        You are struck by electricity!
                                        One of your Rods of Lightning Bolts is destroyed!




                                        ....Wha..?

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                                          • Patashu
                                            Knight
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 528
                                            #26
                                            You feel something roll beneath your feat.
                                            You have no more Scrolls of Acquirement (q).
                                            You see a Scroll of Acquirement.
                                            You have a Scroll of Acquirement (o).

                                            Yep, acquirement gave me acquirement XD
                                            My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu
                                              👍 1

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                                              • PowerWyrm
                                                Prophet
                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 2986
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Patashu
                                                You feel something roll beneath your feat.
                                                You have no more Scrolls of Acquirement (q).
                                                You see a Scroll of Acquirement.
                                                You have a Scroll of Acquirement (o).

                                                Yep, acquirement gave me acquirement XD
                                                Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                                                PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                                                  • Derakon
                                                    Prophet
                                                    • Dec 2009
                                                    • 9022
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                                                    Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                                                    I've had that happen!

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                                                      • Patashu
                                                        Knight
                                                        • Jan 2008
                                                        • 528
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                                                        Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                                                        Angband v4
                                                        My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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                                                          • Timo Pietilä
                                                            Prophet
                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 4096
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Patashu
                                                            Angband v4
                                                            That's not vanilla angband, it is development variant, so it will have all kinds of bugs and bad balance at something forever.

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