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  • caruso
    Adept
    • May 2011
    • 164

    Code:
    How heroic! You just completed your quest! A magical staircase appears... It blinks away.
    Hey! This is Poschengband, not Lufia! Get back here, you naughty staircase! Wait... What?

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    • gglibertine
      Adept
      • Dec 2007
      • 234

      Originally posted by PowerWyrm
      PWMAngband:

      "You hit the Cutpurse. You have slain the Cutpurse. You hit the Cutpurse. The Cutpurse flees in terror! The Cutpurse picks up a Cutpurse corpse."
      TIL Cutpurses are like the Marines: No man left behind.

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      • gglibertine
        Adept
        • Dec 2007
        • 234

        2 monsters scream in pain.
        It cries out in pain.
        It screams in agony.
        You no longer feel heroic.

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        • Therem Harth
          Knight
          • Jan 2008
          • 926

          Originally posted by gglibertine
          2 monsters scream in pain.
          It cries out in pain.
          It screams in agony.
          You no longer feel heroic.
          LMAO. I think you just won.

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          • Moving Pictures
            Adept
            • Mar 2018
            • 191

            You die.
            You have four scrolls of Mass Banishment.

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            • Ingwe Ingweron
              Veteran
              • Jan 2009
              • 2129

              Originally posted by Moving Pictures
              You die.
              You have four scrolls of Mass Banishment.
              This has happened to my @'s many times. Casting a mass banishment without sufficient hit point strength to account for all the monsters banished is, literally, suicide for the @.
              “We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see.”
              ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

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              • Moving Pictures
                Adept
                • Mar 2018
                • 191

                Originally posted by Ingwe Ingweron
                This has happened to my @'s many times. Casting a mass banishment without sufficient hit point strength to account for all the monsters banished is, literally, suicide for the @.
                This wasn't the case, though. In this case, it was a function of two dragons breathing at opposite directions. @ died, another dragon died, and the program processed the drop from dragon #2 after death...

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                • wobbly
                  Prophet
                  • May 2012
                  • 2631

                  You cast light area.
                  You failed to get the spell off!
                  You produce a chaotic effect!
                  You are surrounded by white light.

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                  • PowerWyrm
                    Prophet
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 2986

                    In my current game, the scroll of *Remove Curse* is simply labeled... "rectus". It feels... right
                    PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                    • caruso
                      Adept
                      • May 2011
                      • 164

                      Code:
                      The healer hits you. You are no longer bleeding.
                      Oops! My fault, comrades!

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                      • Therem Harth
                        Knight
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 926

                        You have a scroll titled "amio dis wizzy" (o).
                        Your War Wammer begins to glow!
                        You have no more Scrolls of Monster Confusion.
                        Truth in advertising.

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                        • Thraalbee
                          Knight
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 707

                          Lol, new character in frogcomposband. Forgot to bring a weapon to the thieves quest but the teleport trap put me next to one.
                          Code:
                          > This is the entrance to the quest: The Thieves' Hideout (Outpost).                                   
                          Do you enter? [y/n] => y.                                                                            
                                                                                                                               
                          You are wearing a Wooden Torch (with 3500 turns of light) (h).                                       
                          The Bandit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels lighter.                               
                          118 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                                     
                                                                                                                               
                          You have found a trap.                                                                               
                          The Nibelung attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels                                      
                          lighter. 104 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                            
                                                                                                                               
                          You have no melee attacks. (x3)                                                                      
                          The Scruffy looking hobbit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse                              
                          feels lighter. 80 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                       
                                                                                                                               
                          You found a trap! You hit a teleport trap!                                                           
                          The Bandit attacks you: He hits. He touches. Your purse feels lighter.                               
                          90 coins were stolen! The thief flees laughing!                                                      
                                                                                                                               
                          You have a Sabre.                                                                                    
                          You are wearing a Sabre (a)

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                          • Therem Harth
                            Knight
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 926

                            Code:
                            You feel the Scroll titled "con man" (e) in your pack is average...
                            ...
                            There is message on the scroll. It says:      
                            You will encounter a dark, tall stranger...   
                            The scroll disappears in a puff of smoke!
                            The RNG has such a twisted sense of humor sometimes.

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                            • murphy
                              Adept
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 101

                              PCB, I was just a few minutes into a game, playing a feeble mage and I stepped on a trap that insta killed him. In mild disbelief, I said out loud, "Oh man!" And then the random tombstone message that got generated was my words exactly
                              Code:
                              Oh man!

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                              • wobbly
                                Prophet
                                • May 2012
                                • 2631

                                The terrified yeek is no longer afraid.

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