Funny messages in *band

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  • wobbly
    Prophet
    • May 2012
    • 2629

    #16
    the broken stick breaks

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    • PowerWyrm
      Prophet
      • Apr 2008
      • 2986

      #17
      This one takes the cake:
      "You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

      That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
      PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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      • relic
        Apprentice
        • Oct 2010
        • 76

        #18
        Originally posted by PowerWyrm
        This one takes the cake:
        "You have slain the Enchantress. You see a scroll titled "ex gaecculo".

        That was an orgasmic kill... literally.
        They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
        Please explain.
        If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~Elbert Hubbard

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        • PowerWyrm
          Prophet
          • Apr 2008
          • 2986

          #19
          Originally posted by relic
          They say never explain a joke, but I don't get that one. Is it some kind of pun?
          Please explain.
          X-rated scroll name...
          Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
          PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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          • Timo Pietilä
            Prophet
            • Apr 2007
            • 4096

            #20
            Originally posted by PowerWyrm
            X-rated scroll name...
            Someone said he found a scroll titled "fellatio" once, but I found this one even more explicit.
            Must be really x-rated because no dictionary in my disposal recognizes it, not even rather strongly x-rated dictionaries I found on the net.

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            • PowerWyrm
              Prophet
              • Apr 2008
              • 2986

              #21
              Originally posted by Timo Pietilä
              Must be really x-rated because no dictionary in my disposal recognizes it, not even rather strongly x-rated dictionaries I found on the net.
              No x-rated latin dictionary?
              PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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              • Patashu
                Knight
                • Jan 2008
                • 528

                #22
                ex gaecculo = e jaculato = ejaculate
                My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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                • relic
                  Apprentice
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 76

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Patashu
                  ex gaecculo = e jaculato = ejaculate
                  Yes, I slowly and finally had an inkling of the interpretation, but you made it explicit. Thanks.
                  If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. ~Elbert Hubbard

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                  • Nomad
                    Knight
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 958

                    #24
                    One from Sil:

                    You see a Wrinkled Herb of Weakness.
                    It stares deep into your eyes!
                    You stare back unafraid!

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                    • Starhawk
                      Adept
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 246

                      #25
                      You are struck by electricity!
                      One of your Rods of Lightning Bolts is destroyed!




                      ....Wha..?

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                      • Patashu
                        Knight
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 528

                        #26
                        You feel something roll beneath your feat.
                        You have no more Scrolls of Acquirement (q).
                        You see a Scroll of Acquirement.
                        You have a Scroll of Acquirement (o).

                        Yep, acquirement gave me acquirement XD
                        My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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                        • PowerWyrm
                          Prophet
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 2986

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Patashu
                          You feel something roll beneath your feat.
                          You have no more Scrolls of Acquirement (q).
                          You see a Scroll of Acquirement.
                          You have a Scroll of Acquirement (o).

                          Yep, acquirement gave me acquirement XD
                          Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                          PWMAngband variant maintainer - check https://github.com/draconisPW/PWMAngband (or http://www.mangband.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=9) to learn more about this new variant!

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                          • Derakon
                            Prophet
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 9022

                            #28
                            Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                            Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                            I've had that happen!

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                            • Patashu
                              Knight
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 528

                              #29
                              Originally posted by PowerWyrm
                              Which variant is that? Sure sounds like a bug... like opening a chest and finding a chest inside.
                              Angband v4
                              My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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                              • Timo Pietilä
                                Prophet
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 4096

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Patashu
                                Angband v4
                                That's not vanilla angband, it is development variant, so it will have all kinds of bugs and bad balance at something forever.

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