If you have an open mind, I have a theme for you. And no, I'm not entirely joking.
Name: Smokeband
Premise: You work at the top level of a skyscraper, and take frequent smoke breaks in the men's lavatory by exhaling through a vent. Today's been a bad day. Rummaging through your drawer, you realize you left your handy pack of smokes in the car, which is in the garage under the building. Panic building, you overhear a coworker complain that the elevators are all out of order.
You must now fight your way down through a building filled with high-and-mighty people hostile to smokers who seem committed to compromising your sanity. All this builds to a final fight with, you guessed it, the all-powerful Rob Reiner.
HP=Sanity Points
!CCW = Nicorette
Races = Different brands of cigarette: eg. Marlboro=Human; Camel=High-Elf; Newports=Half-Troll; Luckies=Dunedan.
Thrall mode = forgot your keys
With a little imagination you can veil the rest of the game similarly in modern-day office innuendo. Instead of swords, loudspeakers. Instead of helmets, ipods. And so on. There may be some licensing issues...
Name: Smokeband
Premise: You work at the top level of a skyscraper, and take frequent smoke breaks in the men's lavatory by exhaling through a vent. Today's been a bad day. Rummaging through your drawer, you realize you left your handy pack of smokes in the car, which is in the garage under the building. Panic building, you overhear a coworker complain that the elevators are all out of order.
You must now fight your way down through a building filled with high-and-mighty people hostile to smokers who seem committed to compromising your sanity. All this builds to a final fight with, you guessed it, the all-powerful Rob Reiner.
HP=Sanity Points
!CCW = Nicorette
Races = Different brands of cigarette: eg. Marlboro=Human; Camel=High-Elf; Newports=Half-Troll; Luckies=Dunedan.
Thrall mode = forgot your keys
With a little imagination you can veil the rest of the game similarly in modern-day office innuendo. Instead of swords, loudspeakers. Instead of helmets, ipods. And so on. There may be some licensing issues...
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