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  • ekolis
    Knight
    • Apr 2007
    • 921

    #61
    So how come there's no kitchen sink? Nethack is infinitely better than Angband because it has a kitchen sink. If Angband were to add a kitchen sink, though, that would bump it up by infinity plus one, putting it just ahead of Nethack...
    You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
    You are surrounded by a stasis field!
    The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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    • Nick
      Vanilla maintainer
      • Apr 2007
      • 9634

      #62
      Originally posted by ekolis
      Nethack is infinitely better than Angband
      Wash out your filthy mouth
      One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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      • ekolis
        Knight
        • Apr 2007
        • 921

        #63
        I would, if there was a KITCHEN SINK to do it with!
        You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
        You are surrounded by a stasis field!
        The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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        • Philip
          Knight
          • Jul 2009
          • 909

          #64
          Larn wins anyday.

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          • klassik
            Apprentice
            • Sep 2013
            • 89

            #65
            how can a hack be any good when it is just a hack
            He did the mash.
            He did the morgoth mash.
            The morgoth mash.
            It was an angband smash.

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            • Raajaton
              Swordsman
              • May 2012
              • 296

              #66
              Look at this bunch of losers. People still play roguelikes? Haven't you guys heard that it's 2014, and we now have VIDEO games? Quick-time events, little arrows that hold your hand throughout the whole game, LIFE-LIKE EXPLOSIONS? Why would you want to play a game where you get shit on by random letters on a black background? Oh, because you're all a bunch of middle aged engineers who can't get themselves out of the 80's.

              Why don't you all become real men and play games like League of Legends, where you can tell a 12 year old little shit to kill himself, and claim to have had sex with his mother. That's how you get all the pussy.

              (I love this thread, btw. That was fun)

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              • ekolis
                Knight
                • Apr 2007
                • 921

                #67
                League of Legends? Psh, that's for amateurs. REAL men play My Little Pony fangames. That's how you know they're men - because they can play girly games like that and keep their masculinity intact!
                You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
                You are surrounded by a stasis field!
                The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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