So how come there's no kitchen sink? Nethack is infinitely better than Angband because it has a kitchen sink. If Angband were to add a kitchen sink, though, that would bump it up by infinity plus one, putting it just ahead of Nethack...
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Look at this bunch of losers. People still play roguelikes? Haven't you guys heard that it's 2014, and we now have VIDEO games? Quick-time events, little arrows that hold your hand throughout the whole game, LIFE-LIKE EXPLOSIONS? Why would you want to play a game where you get shit on by random letters on a black background? Oh, because you're all a bunch of middle aged engineers who can't get themselves out of the 80's.
Why don't you all become real men and play games like League of Legends, where you can tell a 12 year old little shit to kill himself, and claim to have had sex with his mother. That's how you get all the pussy.
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League of Legends? Psh, that's for amateurs. REAL men play My Little Pony fangames. That's how you know they're men - because they can play girly games like that and keep their masculinity intact!You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
You are surrounded by a stasis field!
The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!Comment
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