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  • Whelk
    Adept
    • Jun 2007
    • 211

    Whelk's Thread

    A thread for me to post my Angband happenings and experiences that don't warrant creating an entirely new thread (which is quite probably the majority of posts I'd make). Others are welcome to comment/participate as well.

    For my first post in this thread: I just found a scroll titled "redo assoloco." Sounds like some horrible Spanglish that could be humorously [mis]interpreted in many ways. I'll leave it to the imagination of the individual.

    Turned out to be Trap Location, for those curious.
  • Zikke
    Veteran
    • Jun 2008
    • 1069

    #2
    Originally posted by Whelk
    Turned out to be Trap Location, for those curious.
    Which is also ambiguously amusing, as well.
    I should start paying attention to those unIDed scrolls; I usually don't read them and they could be some gems!
    A(3.1.0b) CWS "Fyren_V" NEW L:50 DL:127 A++ R+++ Sp+ w:The Great Axe of Eonwe
    A/FA W H- D c-- !f PV+++ s? d P++ M+
    C- S+ I- !So B ac++ GHB? SQ? !RQ V F:

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    • Whelk
      Adept
      • Jun 2007
      • 211

      #3
      Telltale signs of an abusive relationship:

      The Tengu hits you.
      The Tengu blinks away.
      You miss the Tengu.
      The Tengu commands you to return.
      The Tengu hits you.

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      • will_asher
        DaJAngband Maintainer
        • Apr 2007
        • 1124

        #4
        Originally posted by Whelk
        Telltale signs of an abusive relationship:

        The Tengu hits you.
        The Tengu blinks away.
        You miss the Tengu.
        The Tengu commands you to return.
        The Tengu hits you.
        It's very rare that I literally laugh out loud at anything I read online, but I did this time.
        Will_Asher
        aka LibraryAdventurer

        My old variant DaJAngband:
        http://sites.google.com/site/dajangbandwebsite/home (defunct and so old it's forked from Angband 3.1.0 -I think- but it's probably playable...)

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        • Donald Jonker
          Knight
          • Jun 2008
          • 593

          #5
          Originally posted by will_asher
          It's very rare that I literally laugh out loud at anything I read online, but I did this time.
          What he said.
          Bands, / Those funny little plans / That never work quite right.
          -Mercury Rev

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          • miner
            Rookie
            • Apr 2009
            • 15

            #6
            Originally posted by will_asher
            It's very rare that I literally laugh out loud at anything I read online, but I did this time.
            I was in the middle of a meeting with my boss and my boss's boss when I read this - I almost burst out laughing in the meeting. Can you imagine trying to explain THAT one and the reason it's funny? lol No one would get it.

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            • Nick
              Vanilla maintainer
              • Apr 2007
              • 9634

              #7
              See also here...
              One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
              In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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              • Whelk
                Adept
                • Jun 2007
                • 211

                #8
                Originally posted by Nick
                See also here...
                Goes to show that apparently some demon-@ relationships can work out. I'll have to get the contact info of their counselor.

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                • Whelk
                  Adept
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 211

                  #9
                  I used to sell wands of sleep/slow/confuse monster as soon as I found them for some quick cash, but I've recently realized that they're extremely handy at the lower levels, when swarms are particularly dangerous. Just put one of those orcs to sleep in the corridor, wave to the glaring Lugduf behind him and trot off.

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                  • Whelk
                    Adept
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 211

                    #10
                    I've got a kobold rogue that's level 47. Does that mean I should actually consider a battle with Morgoth a possibility in the near future? I don't think I've ever gotten this far before.

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                    • Zikke
                      Veteran
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 1069

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Whelk
                      I've got a kobold rogue that's level 47. Does that mean I should actually consider a battle with Morgoth a possibility in the near future? I don't think I've ever gotten this far before.
                      There are winners in the high 40s, so I would say look at your gear and stockpile of consumables and see if you'll be ready soon.
                      A(3.1.0b) CWS "Fyren_V" NEW L:50 DL:127 A++ R+++ Sp+ w:The Great Axe of Eonwe
                      A/FA W H- D c-- !f PV+++ s? d P++ M+
                      C- S+ I- !So B ac++ GHB? SQ? !RQ V F:

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                      • Pete Mack
                        Prophet
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 6883

                        #12
                        Character level doesn't matter much compared to equipment and stats. A properly equipped cl 47 Kobold rogue is more than strong enough to take out Morgoth.

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                        • Whelk
                          Adept
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 211

                          #13
                          You were wielding the Great Hammer of Aule (9d3) (+19,+21) [+5] (+4) (s).
                          You are wielding the Bastard Sword of Eowyn (4d4) (+12,+16) (+4 stealth) (a).
                          You feel yourself moving faster!
                          You feel resistant to acid!
                          You feel resistant to electricity!
                          You feel resistant to fire!
                          You feel resistant to cold!
                          You feel resistant to poison!
                          A mystic shield forms around your body!
                          You have removed the rubble.
                          The Witch-King of Angmar teleports you away.
                          Note: The witch-king is a wuss.

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                          • LCC
                            Adept
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 168

                            #14
                            Note: The witch-king is a wuss.

                            Hahahahaha!
                            Lonnie Courtney Clay - see:
                            http://groups.google.com/group/lonni...ney-clay?hl=en

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                            • Whelk
                              Adept
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 211

                              #15
                              Whew. Just took out Carcharoth and found my first ever Ring of Power, Vilya. Going down this deep is pretty exciting.

                              Oh, Vilya grants telepathy - thank goodness. I gave up my telepathy helmet a while ago for a better range of resists and stats, and the lack of telepathy's been driving me nuts.

                              Necklace of the Dwarves too - what a fun vault.

                              Anyway, my base speed is 48 (treebeard style). Is that overkill? Should I swap some speedy items out for something else, like stats? My stats are pretty high as it is. Guess I'll post a dump, let's see ...

                              There, I attached it. Am I close to being ready for Morgoth yet? I have to admit I was afraid to face both the Witch-king and Carcharoth, but they were both pretty easy fights.

                              Edit: I normally wield Aule's hammer - I was using Eowyn's sword to take out some nether wraiths since it gives me rNether.
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