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  • debo
    Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 2402

    Dagor cargorath

    Seven times Fingolfin wounded Morgoth's car, and seven times Morgoth cried "stop it you ass, I don't have insurance", and seven times was his premium when he finally applied, but he could not pay for he was one of the Valar.

    Glaurung, Father of the Dragons says, 'You cannot avoid the ballyhack.'
  • HugoVirtuoso
    Veteran
    • Jan 2012
    • 1237

    #2
    He mistook the car for a shapeshifting demon.
    Somebody was tripping there!!
    My best try at PosChengband 7.0.0's nightmare-mode on Angband.live:
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    • Timo Pietilä
      Prophet
      • Apr 2007
      • 4096

      #3
      Originally posted by debo
      Seven times Fingolfin wounded Morgoth's car, and seven times Morgoth cried "stop it you ass, I don't have insurance", and seven times was his premium when he finally applied, but he could not pay for he was one of the Valar.

      http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-a...ord-1579493237
      Good thing in that is that he attacked the car, not people. Crazy. Drugs and role-playing don't mix well.

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      • fph
        Veteran
        • Apr 2009
        • 1030

        #4
        equipped with sword, staff, and shield? All at the same time? That's definitely against the rules. No doubt they arrested him.
        --
        Dive fast, die young, leave a high-CHA corpse.

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        • Timo Pietilä
          Prophet
          • Apr 2007
          • 4096

          #5
          Originally posted by fph
          equipped with sword, staff, and shield? All at the same time? That's definitely against the rules. No doubt they arrested him.
          Maybe that staff was a longbow without string and they didn't recognize it? That fits the angband rules.

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          • MattB
            Veteran
            • Mar 2013
            • 1214

            #6
            He believed he was a High-Elf AND a Dark Elf? That's nuts!

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            • HallucinationMushroom
              Knight
              • Apr 2007
              • 785

              #7
              With a Master Sword. Like, what? Is he also Link from Legend of Zelda?

              Man, he needs to stay in character.
              You are on something strange

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              • klassik
                Apprentice
                • Sep 2013
                • 89

                #8
                Originally posted by MattB
                He believed he was a High-Elf AND a Dark Elf? That's nuts!
                maybe the dark elf ate some shrooms
                He did the mash.
                He did the morgoth mash.
                The morgoth mash.
                It was an angband smash.

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                • HugoVirtuoso
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 1237

                  #9
                  Originally posted by HallucinationMushroom
                  With a Master Sword. Like, what? Is he also Link from Legend of Zelda?

                  Man, he needs to stay in character.
                  Maybe the Master Sword was in reference to Ringil?

                  Originally posted by Timo Pietilä
                  Good thing in that is that he attacked the car, not people. Crazy. Drugs and role-playing don't mix well.
                  Drugs and Roguelike role-playing don't mix well
                  My best try at PosChengband 7.0.0's nightmare-mode on Angband.live:
                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAR0WOphUA

                  If I'm offline I'm probably in the middle of maintaining Gentoo or something-Linux or other.

                  As of February 18th, 2022, my YouTube username is MidgardVirtuoso

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                  • debo
                    Veteran
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 2402

                    #10
                    Maybe Link was one of the Noldor!
                    Glaurung, Father of the Dragons says, 'You cannot avoid the ballyhack.'

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                    • Nick
                      Vanilla maintainer
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 9634

                      #11
                      Originally posted by debo
                      Maybe Link was one of the Noldor!
                      More likely Vanyar, with that hair.
                      One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
                      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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                      • Diego Gonzalez
                        Adept
                        • May 2007
                        • 170

                        #12
                        It seems a case of severe lack of female dark-elf
                        Last edited by Diego Gonzalez; June 8, 2014, 17:38.

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                        • PowerWyrm
                          Prophet
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 2986

                          #13
                          This must be the same guy...

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                          • wobbly
                            Prophet
                            • May 2012
                            • 2629

                            #14
                            Perhaps hallucination mushrooms should sometimes turn balrogs into BMWs. The

                            The BMW honks at you. The BMW runs you over. You are knocked unconscious. You wake up in the mental ward.

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