Its 4am - what are you drinking?
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Originally posted by takkariaAt 4am, it's probably amaretto and orange juice. Or port.
Originally posted by DragonbonemanWEll ive found either tea (sweet and milky for 4am) or the evil bliss that is Buckfast work best, although after a bottle of buckfast you are a) up for another 3 hours and b) too drunk to notice when your character dies of hunger.You sold a Broken Sword (1d2) (-2,-4) {average} (j) for 1 gold.
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And like cheap speed, Buckfast has rather unpleasant after-effects. Small wonder it's made by monks - every bottle is a lesson in sin and punishment.Comment
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You sold a Broken Sword (1d2) (-2,-4) {average} (j) for 1 gold.
The shopkeeper howls in agony!
You say "Dude, the clue is in the name...".Comment
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The "mad monk" stereotype has its roots in the Rasputin legend, AFAIA (the mad monk) and therefore was around well before the first days of Buckfast back in Victorian England.
EDIT - I never went that mental on the stuff, TBH - it's weirdly vodka that makes me smash shit up, and brawl with my equally pissed mates, possibly because it goes down so easily and therefore so quickly.You sold a Broken Sword (1d2) (-2,-4) {average} (j) for 1 gold.
The shopkeeper howls in agony!
You say "Dude, the clue is in the name...".Comment
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You sold a Broken Sword (1d2) (-2,-4) {average} (j) for 1 gold.
The shopkeeper howls in agony!
You say "Dude, the clue is in the name...".Comment
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wreck the hoose juice lol
I'd like to think the monks drink buckfast. I seriously doubt it or they would probably have introduced ASBOs many years ago.You have found a trap!
You fall through the trap door.
You have a superb feeling about this level.
It breathes on you. You die -more-Comment
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Monks are also known for flogging themselves and wearing really scratchy underwear. Funny how those haven't caught on.Comment
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