Chris Kousky started this in his screenshot label, so I'll submit our joint work to get the ball rolling:
"Woes of the Deep"
Ah, the woes of the deep,
where the learning curve is steep.
Where graveyards abound and uniques run amok,
where artifacts are plenty and !oLife are stock.
Where rockets fly and nether rains,
and treasures are fraught with adventurer blood stains.
Who will be the source of my death?
A tonberry, a magus, or a great wyrm's breath?
Passing are my character's gains,
The monster memory is all that remains.
"Woes of the Deep"
Ah, the woes of the deep,
where the learning curve is steep.
Where graveyards abound and uniques run amok,
where artifacts are plenty and !oLife are stock.
Where rockets fly and nether rains,
and treasures are fraught with adventurer blood stains.
Who will be the source of my death?
A tonberry, a magus, or a great wyrm's breath?
Passing are my character's gains,
The monster memory is all that remains.
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