You might be a dumb fighter if...

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  • slashme
    Rookie
    • Feb 2008
    • 13

    You might be a dumb fighter if...

    * If you detect a monster or cool treasure on the other side of the screen, and tunnel your way to it because it's easier than walking around
    * If you regularly hit a dead end and tunnel to check whether there's a secret door there
    * If you often tunnel your way through secret doors without ever finding them
    "There are little testicles at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness." --Denis Diderot
  • Djabanete
    Knight
    • Apr 2007
    • 576

    #2
    All of the above. And my warriors eat Mushrooms of Steroids.

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    • slashme
      Rookie
      • Feb 2008
      • 13

      #3
      *Also, if you often tunnel for a long stretch before realizing you're tunneling with your primary weapon (especially if it's a whip ;-)
      "There are little testicles at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness." --Denis Diderot

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      • Mr Mushroom
        Rookie
        • Jan 2008
        • 22

        #4
        oh hell yes, doing it any other way might require thought!
        You have found a trap!
        You fall through the trap door.
        You have a superb feeling about this level.
        It breathes on you. You die -more-

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        • Djabanete
          Knight
          • Apr 2007
          • 576

          #5
          Originally posted by slashme
          *Also, if you often tunnel for a long stretch before realizing you're tunneling with your primary weapon (especially if it's a whip ;-)
          What else would you tunnel with?? Swords work fine!

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          • d1sc0nnected
            Scout
            • Jan 2008
            • 27

            #6
            You fight with your bare hands for the first 10 levels while carrying a broad sword in your pack.

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            • daft
              Rookie
              • Feb 2008
              • 17

              #7
              Originally posted by d1sc0nnected
              You fight with your bare hands for the first 10 levels while carrying a broad sword in your pack.
              I actually did this once. Well, it wasn't 10 levels, more like the first 3. I kept thinking to myself, "Man, I thought a half-troll fighter should be able to take out low level monsters better than this!" I was getting whipped by a large kobold (while slapping him silly) when I started searching my inventory for anything that I might use to kill it. That's when I saw the broad sword sitting there--brand spankin' new, not even a scratch on it.
              "Beer: the 5th food group"

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              • slashme
                Rookie
                • Feb 2008
                • 13

                #8
                Originally posted by daft
                I actually did this once. Well, it wasn't 10 levels, more like the first 3. I kept thinking to myself, "Man, I thought a half-troll fighter should be able to take out low level monsters better than this!" I was getting whipped by a large kobold (while slapping him silly) when I started searching my inventory for anything that I might use to kill it. That's when I saw the broad sword sitting there--brand spankin' new, not even a scratch on it.
                HAHAHA!!! This is brilliant! It's like driving with the handbrake on.
                "There are little testicles at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness." --Denis Diderot

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                • ekolis
                  Knight
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 921

                  #9
                  In some variants (ToME and Sangband come to mind) certain classes or skills make a character SO good at unarmed combat that they literally do more damage with no weapon than with a sword or club! I suppose it makes sense for a level 20 monk or something, but c'mon, surely a level 1 character who puts a few points into Unarmed Combat shoudn't be able to punch for more damage than he can stab! :P
                  You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
                  You are surrounded by a stasis field!
                  The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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