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  • buzzkill
    Prophet
    • May 2008
    • 2939

    #46
    His grammar is reminiscent of Jack Black's (film) career. You don't whether to crack a smile or look away. Occasionally so you laugh, sometimes nervously, and hope that no one thinks less of you for it.

    More yeek spells!!!
    www.mediafire.com/buzzkill - Get your 32x32 tiles here. UT32 now compatible Ironband and Quickband 9/6/2012.
    My banding life on Buzzkill's ladder.

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    • Whelk
      Adept
      • Jun 2007
      • 211

      #47
      Browsing a Holy Book of Prayers [Words of Diversion] (b):

      a) Embolden Other Monster
      b) Portal (range: behind other yeeks within 25 squares)
      c) Cure Serious Insults
      d) Timidity
      e) Eternal Sanctuary (dmg 1d1+current HP;self;unresistable)
      f) Cause Hunger
      g) Remove Aggravation
      h) Resist Heroism

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      • pav
        Administrator
        • Apr 2007
        • 793

        #48
        Yes, yes, I hear you. Babelfish translator plugin for vB with yeekish to English dict is coming soon.
        See the elves and everything! http://angband.oook.cz

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        • dos350
          Knight
          • Sep 2010
          • 546

          #49
          eee is all talkin too seriously to my doggy, eek i am only wanting to play angband~

          i have been offline fewdays, playing mostly gnome mage~~! i havnt done nearly as well as some of the warriors ive lost.. hoo i maybe will play a ranger next but im not sure, i seem to have most easy goodtime on warrior-- on one of my gnome mage trips i found a gnarly cutlass of extra attacks, i was leet melee~ anyway goodfun , i will post about my future angband joys-- i probably will be ranger or lucky high elf warrior again eek~!~

          back the trailor back to the seriousness i mean to write is that eek and `~~ watever hoo is the reality of life please to wat?
          ~eek

          Reality hits you -more-

          S+++++++++++++++++++

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          • Adley
            Adept
            • Feb 2010
            • 185

            #50
            I <3 wikipedia

            and i just understood this :
            Originally posted by Whelk
            e) Eternal Sanctuary (dmg 1d1+current HP;self;unresistable)
            Originally posted by Derakon
            Sadly, every character ever created in Angband was given a magnifying glass by their eccentric uncle for their fifth birthday...

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            • Timo Pietilä
              Prophet
              • Apr 2007
              • 4096

              #51
              Originally posted by dos350
              back the trailor back to the seriousness i mean to write is that eek and `~~ watever hoo is the reality of life please to wat?
              Um, what? Grammar and the words are so twisted here that I didn't understand anything you said..That's like yoda-talk mixed with yeek-language.

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              • Whelk
                Adept
                • Jun 2007
                • 211

                #52
                I'd say that's forced. If I'm wrong, may I have my wrist slapped on the great and terrible day of judgment. Enjoy all your attention, dos350. This is starting to look like another board I used to frequent.

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                • kingvictory2003
                  Scout
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 37

                  #53
                  Originally posted by Timo Pietilä
                  Um, what? Grammar and the words are so twisted here that I didn't understand anything you said..That's like yoda-talk mixed with yeek-language.
                  DO eee or DO NOT~~~ THERE IS NOhoooo TRY!!! (eeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

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                  • dos350
                    Knight
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 546

                    #54
                    eek i think kingvictory understands , i havnt started yet- i read the changelist thing for the rc 320 or watever ~ hoo pretty intense changes, i look forward to that the release.. anyway goodtimes ill post when i start playin ee
                    ~eek

                    Reality hits you -more-

                    S+++++++++++++++++++

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                    • ChodTheWacko
                      Adept
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 155

                      #55
                      dos350's speech and sounds remind me intensely of a character from some book.
                      I can't for the life of me place it. Closest matches I can think off hand is a gnome from Dragonlance, or an orz from Star control 2. That's not it though.


                      I don't mind it though, forums need more 'color' people.


                      - Frank

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                      • dos350
                        Knight
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 546

                        #56
                        here is my current char ee doing ok-- wat is good to be wearing or looking for or watever... i found ring of poison resist is funtimes eek~

                        Code:
                          [Angband 3.1.2v2 Character Dump]
                        
                         Name   HOOMALON                                 Self  RB  CB  EB   Best
                         Sex    Male         Age            111   STR:  18/45  +1  +2  +4 18/115
                         Race   High-Elf     Height          96   INT:     16  +3  +2  +2  18/50
                         Class  Ranger       Weight         233   WIS:     10  -1  +0  +0      9
                         Title  Guide        Social  Role model   DEX:     18  +3  +1  +7 18/110
                         HP     277/277      Maximize         Y   CON:     13  +1  +1  +0     15
                         SP     57/57                             CHR:     11  +5  +1  +5  18/40
                        
                         Level               30   Armor    [26,+69]     Saving Throw         79%
                         Cur Exp         182483   Fight    (+11,+9)     Stealth        Excellent
                         Max Exp         182483   Melee   (+21,+21)     Fighting          Superb
                         Adv Exp         230000   Shoot   (+20,+19)     Shooting       Legendary
                         MaxDepth   2050' (L41)   Blows      4/turn     Disarming            66%
                         Game Turns      907706   Shots      2/turn     Magic Device          86
                         Player Turns     94067   Infra       40 ft     Perception       1 in 20
                         Active Turns     45753   Speed           2     Searching            27%
                         Gold             34190   Burden  160.0 lbs
                        
                         You are the only child of a Telerin Warrior.  You have light grey
                         eyes, straight black hair, and a fair complexion.
                        
                        
                        
                        rAcid:......++..... rConf:.............
                        rElec:......+...... Sound:.............
                        rFire:+.....++..... Shard:......+......
                        rCold:+.....+++.... Nexus:......+....+.
                        rPois:..+.......... Nethr:.............
                        rFear:............. Chaos:.............
                        rLite:............+ Disen:.............
                        rDark:............. S.Dig:+............
                        rBlnd:............. Feath:...........+.
                        
                        Light:............. Aggrv:.............
                        Regen:....+........ Stea.:.............
                          ESP:.........+... Sear.:.............
                        Invis:............+ Infra:............+
                        FrAct:.......+..... Tunn.:.............
                        HLife:............. Speed:+............
                        ImpHP:............. Blows:.............
                        ImpSP:............. Shots:.............
                         Fear:............. Might:.+...........
                        
                        
                          [Character Equipment]
                        
                        a) The Pike 'Til-i-arc' (3d5) (+10,+12) [+10] (+2)
                             +2 strength, intelligence, speed.
                             Slays demons, trolls, giants.
                             Branded with flames, frost.
                             Provides resistance to fire, cold.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             Sustains intelligence.
                             Slows your metabolism.  
                             
                             Combat info:
                             4 blows/round.
                             With an additional 3 strength and 0 dex you would get 5 blows
                             With an additional 0 strength and 1 dex you would get 5 blows
                             Average damage/hit: 51.2 vs. demons, 51.2 vs. trolls, 51.2 vs.
                             giants, 51.2 vs. creatures not resistant to fire, 51.2 vs.
                             creatures not resistant to cold, and 31.8 vs. others.
                             
                        b) a Long Bow of Extra Might (x4) (+9,+19) (+1)
                             +1 shooting power.
                             
                        c) a Ring of Resist Poison
                             Provides resistance to poison.
                             
                        d) a Ring of Dexterity (+3)
                             +3 dexterity.
                             Sustains dexterity.
                             
                        e) an Amulet of Regeneration
                             Speeds regeneration.  
                             
                        f) The Phial of Galadriel
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             
                             When activated, it lights up the surrounding area, hurting light-s
                             ensitive creatures.
                             Takes 13 to 24 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 96.6%
                             
                             Radius 3 light.
                        g) The Chain Mail of Arvedui (-2) [14,+14] (+2)
                             +2 strength, charisma.
                             Provides resistance to acid, lightning, fire, cold, shards, nexus.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             
                        h) The Cloak of Thingol [1,+18] (+3)
                             +3 dexterity, charisma.
                             Provides resistance to acid, fire, cold.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             Prevents paralysis.  
                             
                             When activated, it tries to recharge a wand or staff, destroying t
                             he wand or staff on failure.
                             Takes 84 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 96.6%
                             
                        i) a Wicker Shield of Resist Cold [2,+6]
                             Provides resistance to cold.
                             Cannot be harmed by cold.
                             
                        j) an Iron Helm of Telepathy [5,+8]
                             Grants telepathy.  
                             
                        k) a Set of Caestus of Agility (+0,+2) [2,+1] (+1)
                             +1 dexterity.
                             
                        l) a Pair of Leather Boots of Stability [2,+5]
                             Provides resistance to nexus.
                             Feather Falling.  
                             
                        
                        
                          [Character Quiver]
                        
                        n) 44 Arrows (1d4) (+1,+2)
                             Combat info:
                             Hits targets up to 140 feet away.
                             Average damage/hit: 95.8.
                             35% chance of breaking upon contact.
                             
                        o) 99 Arrows (1d4) (+0,+0)
                             Combat info:
                             Hits targets up to 140 feet away.
                             Average damage/hit: 87.7.
                             35% chance of breaking upon contact.
                             
                        p) (nothing)
                        q) (nothing)
                        r) (nothing)
                        s) (nothing)
                        t) (nothing)
                        u) (nothing)
                        v) (nothing)
                        w) (nothing)
                        
                        
                          [Character Inventory]
                        
                        a) 2 Books of Magic Spells [Magic for Beginners]
                        b) 3 Books of Magic Spells [Conjurings and Tricks]
                        c) 3 Books of Magic Spells [Incantations and Illusions]
                        d) 3 Books of Magic Spells [Sorcery and Evocations]
                        e) 14 Potions of Cure Serious Wounds
                             
                        f) 15 Potions of Cure Critical Wounds
                             
                        g) 2 Potions of Healing
                             
                        h) 2 Potions of Restore Mana
                        i) a Scroll of Teleportation
                        j) 5 Scrolls of Word of Recall
                        k) a Rod of Detection
                             Cannot be harmed by electricity.
                             
                        l) a Rod of Fire Bolts
                        m) a Wand of Lightning Balls (5 charges)
                             Cannot be harmed by electricity.
                             
                        n) 2 Wands of Teleport Other (17 charges)
                             
                        o) 3 Staves of Teleportation (16 charges)
                             
                        
                        
                          [Home Inventory]
                        
                        a) a Ring of Intelligence (+2)
                             +2 intelligence.
                             Sustains intelligence.
                             
                        b) a Ring of Constitution (+4)
                             +4 constitution.
                             Sustains constitution.
                             
                        c) a Ring of Slaying (+4,+3)
                        d) a Ring of Free Action
                             Prevents paralysis.  
                             
                        e) a Cloak of the Magi [1,+3] (+2)
                             +2 intelligence, stealth.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid.
                             Sustains intelligence.
                             Sustains your life force.  
                             
                        f) The Set of Leather Gloves 'Cammithrim' (+5,+5) [1,+10]
                             Provides resistance to light.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             Sustains constitution.
                             Prevents paralysis.  
                             
                             When aimed, it fires a magic missile with damage 3d4.
                             Takes 2 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 96.2%
                             
                             Radius 1 light.
                        g) The Set of Gauntlets 'Paurhach' [3,+14]
                             Provides resistance to fire.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             Speeds regeneration.  
                             
                             When aimed, it creates a fire bolt with damage 9d8.
                             Takes 10 to 19 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 96.9%
                             
                        h) a Set of Gauntlets of Free Action [3,+6]
                             Prevents paralysis.  
                             
                        i) a Pair of Iron Shod Boots of Free Action [3,+5]
                             Prevents paralysis.  
                             
                        j) The Dagger 'Narthanc' (2d4) (+9,+12) [+10]
                             Branded with flames.
                             Provides resistance to fire.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             
                             When aimed, it creates a fire bolt with damage 9d8.
                             Takes 10 to 19 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 96.9%
                             
                             Combat info:
                             5 blows/round.
                             Average damage/hit: 34.8 vs. creatures not resistant to fire, and 
                             24.5 vs. others.
                             
                        k) The Short Sword 'Dagmor' (1d7) (+13,+11) (+2)
                             +2 attack speed.
                             Slays animals.
                             Branded with venom.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             Slows your metabolism.  Speeds regeneration.  
                             
                             Combat info:
                             7 blows/round.
                             Average damage/hit: 27 vs. animals, 31.2 vs. creatures not
                             resistant to poison, and 22.8 vs. others.
                             
                        l) The Mace 'Taratol' (3d4) (+12,+12)
                             *Slays* dragons.
                             Branded with lightning.
                             Provides immunity to lightning.
                             Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
                             
                             When activated, it hastens you for d20+20 turns.
                             Takes 121 to 240 turns to recharge at your current speed.
                             Your chance of success is 95.3%
                             
                             Combat info:
                             4 blows/round.
                             With an additional 4 strength and 1 dex you would get 5 blows
                             With an additional 0 strength and 2 dex you would get 5 blows
                             Average damage/hit: 44.8 vs. creatures not resistant to
                             electricity, 61.1 vs. dragons, and 28.4 vs. others.
                             
                        
                        
                        ============================================================
                                           CHAR.
                        |   TURN  | DEPTH |LEVEL| EVENT
                        ============================================================
                                 1      0'    1   Began the quest to destroy Morgoth.
                              3439     50'    2   Reached level 2
                              4748    100'    3   Reached level 3
                              7757    150'    3   Killed Smeagol
                              7757    150'    4   Reached level 4
                             11179    250'    5   Reached level 5
                             17912    250'    6   Reached level 6
                             20697    300'    7   Reached level 7
                             28230    350'    8   Reached level 8
                             32167    450'    9   Reached level 9
                             76807      0'    9   Killed Farmer Maggot
                             79580    500'   10   Reached level 10
                             81487    500'   10   Killed Brodda, the Easterling
                             82605    500'   11   Reached level 11
                             91592    550'   11   Killed Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman
                             91592    550'   12   Reached level 12
                             96786    650'   13   Reached level 13
                            103741    650'   14   Reached level 14
                            107097    650'   14   Killed Fang, Farmer Maggot's dog
                            111356    650'   15   Reached level 15
                            114226    650'   15   Killed Boldor, King of the Yeeks
                            135862    800'   16   Reached level 16
                            142862    800'   17   Reached level 17
                            146530    850'   17   Killed Grip, Farmer Maggot's dog
                            146623    850'   18   Reached level 18
                            169887   1050'   19   Reached level 19
                            184039   1150'   20   Reached level 20
                            186915   1150'   20   Killed Lagduf, the Snaga
                            203724   1150'   21   Reached level 21
                            205652   1150'   21   Found The Dagger 'Narthanc'
                            206273   1150'   21   Killed Grishnakh, the Hill Orc
                            206273   1150'   22   Reached level 22
                            412535   1250'   23   Reached level 23
                            451100   1300'   23   Killed Shagrat, the Orc Captain
                            451235   1300'   24   Reached level 24
                            470151   1300'   24   Killed Bullroarer the Hobbit
                            474425   1300'   24   Killed Angamaite of Umbar
                            506415   1300'   24   Killed Uldor the Accursed
                            554943   1300'   24   Killed Orfax, Son of Boldor
                            573871   1300'   24   Killed Nar, the Dwarf
                            573871   1300'   25   Reached level 25
                            573994   1300'   25   Found The Chain Mail of Arvedui
                            585967   1300'   25   Killed Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief
                            586129   1300'   25   Found The Phial of Galadriel
                            590855   1300'   25   Killed Gorbag, the Orc Captain
                            639573   1450'   25   Killed Beorn, the Shape-Changer
                            641602   1450'   25   Found The Set of Gauntlets 'Paurhach'
                            645222   1450'   25   Found The Pike 'Til-i-arc'
                            654959   1500'   26   Reached level 26
                            670889   1600'   26   Killed Ibun, Son of Mim
                            671324   1600'   26   Killed Sangahyando of Umbar
                            671464   1600'   26   Found The Mace 'Taratol'
                            703783   1650'   27   Reached level 27
                            720398   1700'   28   Reached level 28
                            740830   1700'   28   Killed Ulfast, Son of Ulfang
                            754181   1750'   28   Found The Set of Leather Gloves 'Cammithrim'
                            755183   1750'   28   Found The Short Sword 'Dagmor'
                            769312   1800'   29   Reached level 29
                            794554   1800'   29   Killed Ufthak of Cirith Ungol
                            828153   1900'   29   Killed Khim, Son of Mim
                            828613   1900'   29   Killed Bill the Stone Troll
                            859492   2050'   30   Reached level 30
                            862090   2050'   30   Found The Cloak of Thingol
                        
                        
                          [Options]
                        
                        Maximize effect of race/class bonuses        : yes (adult_maximize)
                        Randomize some of the artifacts (beta)       : no  (adult_randarts)
                        Restrict the use of stairs/recall            : no  (adult_ironman)
                        Restrict the use of stores/home              : no  (adult_no_stores)
                        Restrict creation of artifacts               : no  (adult_no_artifacts)
                        Don't stack objects on the floor             : no  (adult_no_stacking)
                        Lose artifacts when leaving level            : no  (adult_no_preserve)
                        Don't generate connected stairs              : no  (adult_no_stairs)
                        Adult: Monsters chase current location       : yes (adult_ai_sound)
                        Adult: Monsters chase recent locations       : yes (adult_ai_smell)
                        Adult: Monsters act smarter in groups        : yes (adult_ai_packs)
                        Adult: Monsters learn from their mistakes    : no  (adult_ai_learn)
                        Adult: Monsters exploit players weaknesses   : no  (adult_ai_cheat)
                        Adult: Monsters behave more intelligently (broken): no  (adult_ai_smart)
                        Score: Peek into object creation             : no  (score_peek)
                        Score: Peek into monster creation            : no  (score_hear)
                        Score: Peek into dungeon creation            : no  (score_room)
                        Score: Peek into something else              : no  (score_xtra)
                        Score: Know complete monster info            : no  (score_know)
                        Score: Allow player to avoid death           : no  (score_live)
                        hoo~
                        ~eek

                        Reality hits you -more-

                        S+++++++++++++++++++

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                        • buzzkill
                          Prophet
                          • May 2008
                          • 2939

                          #57
                          You've got ESP so you could probably go much deeper. You need CON stat boost potions and then start filling in those resist holes. Resist nether and confusion probably being the most important missing. Need speed too, potions or staff until you get permenant boosts.

                          On second thought, maybe don't do too much deeper.
                          www.mediafire.com/buzzkill - Get your 32x32 tiles here. UT32 now compatible Ironband and Quickband 9/6/2012.
                          My banding life on Buzzkill's ladder.

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                          • dos350
                            Knight
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 546

                            #58
                            ee i went a bit deeper and found resist and scarb , went town and black mage sold me ral tome, i go sleeptime now eek- i usually am slain before bed!
                            ~eek

                            Reality hits you -more-

                            S+++++++++++++++++++

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                            • Timo Pietilä
                              Prophet
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 4096

                              #59
                              Originally posted by buzzkill
                              You've got ESP so you could probably go much deeper. You need CON stat boost potions and then start filling in those resist holes. Resist nether and confusion probably being the most important missing.
                              From those holes I count Confusion, Sound, Dark, Blind, Fear, Disenchantment and Chaos more important than Nether. Especially sound and blindness/dark (he has lite). Nether is least reliable resist and has no fatal or even strongly annoying side-effects. It is purely luxury resist.

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                              • Nick
                                Vanilla maintainer
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 9634

                                #60
                                Originally posted by ChodTheWacko
                                dos350's speech and sounds remind me intensely of a character from some book.
                                Dobby? Jar-jar Binks?
                                One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
                                In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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