Angband with a 10yr old's sense of humor

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  • Hariolor
    Swordsman
    • Sep 2008
    • 289

    Angband with a 10yr old's sense of humor

    "You sold a Rod of Cold Balls (i) for 135 gold"
    "The shopkeeper sniggers"


    ...guess he got the joke...
  • ekolis
    Knight
    • Apr 2007
    • 921

    #2
    At least you didn't sell it for 69 gold...
    You read the scroll labeled NOBIMUS UPSCOTI...
    You are surrounded by a stasis field!
    The tengu tries to teleport, but fails!

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    • fizzix
      Prophet
      • Aug 2009
      • 3025

      #3
      'it jerks limply'

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      • Rizwan
        Swordsman
        • Jun 2007
        • 292

        #4
        You drop your rod of probing
        You don't have any more rods of probing

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        • chris
          PosChengband Maintainer
          • Jan 2008
          • 702

          #5
          You zap your rod of speed.
          Jasra, Brand's Mistress, says "Is that all you got?"

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