How does your wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/right hand react to your Angband playing? Would your significant other rather see you clean out the garage than the Troll pit? Do you get more joy from your Engagement Ring of Speed (+8) than your Engagement Ring of Engagement (cursed, aggrivates your sleeping fiancee when you try to stealthily sneak up from the bed to play Angband). Would your partner rather see ambitions to earn Euros, Sterling Pounds or Dollars than Adamantine and Mithril coins?
Or did you scum for good partners and found a significant other that loves to dive deep into Angband with his or her beloved? One that is permanently bound to you by a Plain Gold Ring, giving your hearts immunity to get frozen, your bridges immunity to get burned, your relationship immunity to get dissolved by acid, your love immunity to get tainted by poison so that you can safely hold on to each other even when there's thunder and lightning all around you?
Or did you scum for good partners and found a significant other that loves to dive deep into Angband with his or her beloved? One that is permanently bound to you by a Plain Gold Ring, giving your hearts immunity to get frozen, your bridges immunity to get burned, your relationship immunity to get dissolved by acid, your love immunity to get tainted by poison so that you can safely hold on to each other even when there's thunder and lightning all around you?
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