start: Boughted 15 papers of go nearby, 15 feelgud poshuns, 2 feel waygud poshun.
Also boughted cloke and sanduls. No coin for weppun, will use fists.
Levul 1 (1-1): Much like-drunk staggers dis place. Many black dot make fuzzy thinkings. Punched sum shrooms, kobold died, stoled his swag. Use no go nearby papers, or poshuns. Find two feelgud drinkies, and pile of iron balls of smack animal. Found and drank poshun of what was drink of wantkill, but nobody to kill. Found paper of god make want kill, but nobody to kill. Found trap of makesick – dat not good. Found poshun of statue, dat not good. No drink no more. Find two poshuns of make bedder when sick, but not sick so no use. Will save udder in case sick. Den me get bord, go downstairs.
Levul 2 (2-4): More punchy mushrooms. Find pile of stones. Fiind fud. Killed mad dog, skwish couple many-legged wriggly things, sum green wurms go splat, make squish in bare hands. Want weppun. Squishy worms take to levul 5, and 63 smakme points. Found more traps of makesick.
Kill small blue man. Find magic paper, but remember dad say read only when go down. Found whip on ground, dat make me happy: now have weppun. Right after, use whip to snappy-kill big snake, then find magic cloke. Not big magic, little magic, but better cloke, so i wears it.
Sum guy sneak up, swipe munny, but since on misshun down, either die or kill Morgoth, who care. Anyway, i find guy later, kill quick. He also have dagger, with little magic. Dat i now uses. Den i gets bord, looks for stairs. Just before stairs, find mouses, and dem I kill. Now at levul 6 with 79 smakme points. Den me read magic papers, cuz dad tells story of cuzzin who read magic papers soon he finds dem, and go poof, leaving big truzzurs behind. Not do that. One magic paper make see unseen, but dere no unseen to see, so paper wasted. Other magic paper make go suck waydown. Not gunna read that again.
Level 7 (2-3): Right quick kill snake garding sling. Kill snake, take sling. Touch sling, feel big killem power magics. Dis good. Now want armur. Not smart go kill Morgoth until armur. Wandur around. Find poshun of make eyes tingly. Want test sling soon, kill sumfing.
Den me find room with poshuns. One make me blind: dat scary, not gunna drink dat again. Drink poshun of laugh at fire. Waz two, so udder one, keep. Third poshun is drink of keep warm when cold. Dat i remember, too. But dis not bar, get bord of drinking, want go kill things. Dark elf, he first to die, squish fast, too. Snagas line up in hall for testing sling, and dey goes pop-pop-pop. Sling make big smack (52, 52, 50), dead each, one rock, make go levul 8, 100 smakme points. Blunder into trap of makesick, but remember poshun of makebetter, and drink.
Traps suck. Nudder trap splash burnwater, go fizzlepop on gluvs. Gluvs no good, so I drop dem. Udder things die. Skelyton, floatie eyeball, not member what else. Do member trap of make wobbly walk. Wish dere were way to trap of burnwater, wobbly walk. Dem no fun. Last ting, find armur. Not metul armur, but it OK, and a bit magic tingly, so gud find. Den i gets bord, want go downstairs. I leave at levul 9 with 116 smakme points.
Level 8 (3-1): right quick find poshun. Why peeple leave poshuns all over? Lots of cobwebs here. Think will not find much tressur, but maybe find things to kill.
Me soon find shifty guy. Dis sling, it good. One iron ball, he dead. Pilfur poshun of feel realgud. Now got six of dem, which probly good. Tings i kill include flappy bird with peeple face, bug with bad breth.
Hooboy, dem hill orcs, dey is tuff. Found tree of dem and they smak me up pretty gud, until me use hed and use sling. Dat sling is some good, it kills all before dey gets close, den i kill their pet puppy. Will remember dat. Bonking puppy with stone make me go levul 11, with 128 smakme points. Hill orcs make me want more armur, like sheeld.
Just when think boring, guy in purple – wormtung, he ambush. Smaks me up gud, so use magic paper of go nearby. Dat my first of the go nearby papers, but still have 19. Magic land me in big bright room. Drink feel waygud poshun which brings me from 68 to 107 smakme points. Waiting for wormtung, i read the god-make-kill paper. Right after, wurmtung show, me smak with ball, he use magic to make me slow. I smack with ball, he make spear of cold, which hurt bigly. Now at 73 smakme points. He hurt too, so me think, feelgud poshun or fire ball? No tak chances. Drink feelwaygud, back up to 112 smakmes. He make poison cloud, me smack with ball. Then he look better. So I drink nudder feelwaygood. He make one more cloud of makesick, then die. Now at levul 12 with 135 smakmes, but i first go corner feel badsick for some time, then rest to. Wurmtung left big pokey stick with magics, but dagger move kwiker and probly better for killing. Brawl with wurmtung cost me one go nearby paper and three feelwaygud poshuns. I wandur, but all ded, so i get bord and find stairs. Dere, I read paper of map in hed, den read paper of know rune. Not sure if know rune paper much good, as I was learned runes as a kid. Leave with 112 killthing points to go to levul 13.
Level 9 ( 4-2 ): dis place greet me with ant that go squish and (+6.+3) poncy rapyer. Rapyer probly better for poky, so now dat my main weppun.
I rite dis as my last will, cuz i gonna die. Just had mess with many everyfings. Mad panik. Dark elvs , sudo dragons, kobolds. Day gang up on me some bad, zap me with makeblinds and poison. Was fiting blind, drinking poshuns like dey was sodawater. All the feelwaygud poshuns gone, go nearby papers saved life, but used ... not sure. Four? Five. I lived gud, killed many, died well. At 67 smakme points. Can’t take nudder mugging. All I gots left is two feelgud potions and 16 gonearby papers, but nowhere nearby to go nearby to, so dem papers no good.
So plan rest, and either get bettur, or get mugged and die. Wil die here, I shur of it.
Also boughted cloke and sanduls. No coin for weppun, will use fists.
Levul 1 (1-1): Much like-drunk staggers dis place. Many black dot make fuzzy thinkings. Punched sum shrooms, kobold died, stoled his swag. Use no go nearby papers, or poshuns. Find two feelgud drinkies, and pile of iron balls of smack animal. Found and drank poshun of what was drink of wantkill, but nobody to kill. Found paper of god make want kill, but nobody to kill. Found trap of makesick – dat not good. Found poshun of statue, dat not good. No drink no more. Find two poshuns of make bedder when sick, but not sick so no use. Will save udder in case sick. Den me get bord, go downstairs.
Levul 2 (2-4): More punchy mushrooms. Find pile of stones. Fiind fud. Killed mad dog, skwish couple many-legged wriggly things, sum green wurms go splat, make squish in bare hands. Want weppun. Squishy worms take to levul 5, and 63 smakme points. Found more traps of makesick.
Kill small blue man. Find magic paper, but remember dad say read only when go down. Found whip on ground, dat make me happy: now have weppun. Right after, use whip to snappy-kill big snake, then find magic cloke. Not big magic, little magic, but better cloke, so i wears it.
Sum guy sneak up, swipe munny, but since on misshun down, either die or kill Morgoth, who care. Anyway, i find guy later, kill quick. He also have dagger, with little magic. Dat i now uses. Den i gets bord, looks for stairs. Just before stairs, find mouses, and dem I kill. Now at levul 6 with 79 smakme points. Den me read magic papers, cuz dad tells story of cuzzin who read magic papers soon he finds dem, and go poof, leaving big truzzurs behind. Not do that. One magic paper make see unseen, but dere no unseen to see, so paper wasted. Other magic paper make go suck waydown. Not gunna read that again.
Level 7 (2-3): Right quick kill snake garding sling. Kill snake, take sling. Touch sling, feel big killem power magics. Dis good. Now want armur. Not smart go kill Morgoth until armur. Wandur around. Find poshun of make eyes tingly. Want test sling soon, kill sumfing.
Den me find room with poshuns. One make me blind: dat scary, not gunna drink dat again. Drink poshun of laugh at fire. Waz two, so udder one, keep. Third poshun is drink of keep warm when cold. Dat i remember, too. But dis not bar, get bord of drinking, want go kill things. Dark elf, he first to die, squish fast, too. Snagas line up in hall for testing sling, and dey goes pop-pop-pop. Sling make big smack (52, 52, 50), dead each, one rock, make go levul 8, 100 smakme points. Blunder into trap of makesick, but remember poshun of makebetter, and drink.
Traps suck. Nudder trap splash burnwater, go fizzlepop on gluvs. Gluvs no good, so I drop dem. Udder things die. Skelyton, floatie eyeball, not member what else. Do member trap of make wobbly walk. Wish dere were way to trap of burnwater, wobbly walk. Dem no fun. Last ting, find armur. Not metul armur, but it OK, and a bit magic tingly, so gud find. Den i gets bord, want go downstairs. I leave at levul 9 with 116 smakme points.
Level 8 (3-1): right quick find poshun. Why peeple leave poshuns all over? Lots of cobwebs here. Think will not find much tressur, but maybe find things to kill.
Me soon find shifty guy. Dis sling, it good. One iron ball, he dead. Pilfur poshun of feel realgud. Now got six of dem, which probly good. Tings i kill include flappy bird with peeple face, bug with bad breth.
Hooboy, dem hill orcs, dey is tuff. Found tree of dem and they smak me up pretty gud, until me use hed and use sling. Dat sling is some good, it kills all before dey gets close, den i kill their pet puppy. Will remember dat. Bonking puppy with stone make me go levul 11, with 128 smakme points. Hill orcs make me want more armur, like sheeld.
Just when think boring, guy in purple – wormtung, he ambush. Smaks me up gud, so use magic paper of go nearby. Dat my first of the go nearby papers, but still have 19. Magic land me in big bright room. Drink feel waygud poshun which brings me from 68 to 107 smakme points. Waiting for wormtung, i read the god-make-kill paper. Right after, wurmtung show, me smak with ball, he use magic to make me slow. I smack with ball, he make spear of cold, which hurt bigly. Now at 73 smakme points. He hurt too, so me think, feelgud poshun or fire ball? No tak chances. Drink feelwaygud, back up to 112 smakmes. He make poison cloud, me smack with ball. Then he look better. So I drink nudder feelwaygood. He make one more cloud of makesick, then die. Now at levul 12 with 135 smakmes, but i first go corner feel badsick for some time, then rest to. Wurmtung left big pokey stick with magics, but dagger move kwiker and probly better for killing. Brawl with wurmtung cost me one go nearby paper and three feelwaygud poshuns. I wandur, but all ded, so i get bord and find stairs. Dere, I read paper of map in hed, den read paper of know rune. Not sure if know rune paper much good, as I was learned runes as a kid. Leave with 112 killthing points to go to levul 13.
Level 9 ( 4-2 ): dis place greet me with ant that go squish and (+6.+3) poncy rapyer. Rapyer probly better for poky, so now dat my main weppun.
I rite dis as my last will, cuz i gonna die. Just had mess with many everyfings. Mad panik. Dark elvs , sudo dragons, kobolds. Day gang up on me some bad, zap me with makeblinds and poison. Was fiting blind, drinking poshuns like dey was sodawater. All the feelwaygud poshuns gone, go nearby papers saved life, but used ... not sure. Four? Five. I lived gud, killed many, died well. At 67 smakme points. Can’t take nudder mugging. All I gots left is two feelgud potions and 16 gonearby papers, but nowhere nearby to go nearby to, so dem papers no good.
So plan rest, and either get bettur, or get mugged and die. Wil die here, I shur of it.
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