My first randart win... ;-)

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  • Sideways
    Knight
    • Nov 2008
    • 896

    My first randart win... ;-)

    On the first part of the journey
    I was chopping through all the life
    There were wolves and trolls and orcs and things
    There were wands and scrolls and rings
    The first vault I found was infested with lice
    I cleared it with stinking clouds
    My blood ran cold and my mouth felt dry
    When vibration hounds breathed sound

    I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
    It felt good to make monster blood rain
    In the dungeon no one will ask you your name
    They just pelt you with magic and give you such pain

    La la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    After two days on the dungeon run
    My stats began to max out
    After three days in the dungeon fun
    I found the Super Bow that dreams are 'bout
    And it helped me a lot, all the powers I got
    Made the next few pits quite a rout

    You see, I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
    It felt good to be done with stat gain
    In the dungeon no one remembers your name
    'Cause there ain't no one you don't kill dead with pain

    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    After five days I could kill Morgoth at last
    'Cause my slippers made me so fast
    There were wraiths and fiends and rocs and things
    There were wands and scrolls and rings
    Oh yes...
    Angband is a dungeon with its life underground
    And a quaint little town above
    Under the city many treasures are found
    But the monsters won't give you love

    You see, I've been through the dungeon, I'm an Ent with no name
    It felt good to end Morgoth's dark reign
    Lord of Angband, I have completed the game
    Now there ain't no one for to give me no pain

    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la
    La, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la

    //

    The Complainer worries about the lack of activity here these days.
  • chknflyrice
    Adept
    • Jan 2017
    • 109

    #2
    Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of horse with no name?

    Because I am.

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    • Nick
      Vanilla maintainer
      • Apr 2007
      • 9634

      #3
      Nice

      This should be added to the funnies page.
      One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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      • bdgamer
        Adept
        • Nov 2015
        • 100

        #4
        Awesome! I have yet to have a randart win.

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        • kandrc
          Swordsman
          • Dec 2007
          • 299

          #5
          Originally posted by chknflyrice
          Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of horse with no name?

          Because I am.
          Horse With No Name has a tune? It gets my vote for worst number one single of all time.

          If Trump really want to make America great again, he should take away all of their instruments and sound equipment.

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          • Estie
            Veteran
            • Apr 2008
            • 2347

            #6
            Awesome


            Congrats on the win.

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