Memorable in-game messages

[steeg1234321]

How about...
You die.
You feel very naive.

Remember kids... "If you don't know just what it is, don't put it in your mouth!"

[Psi]

From FA thrall mode after quaffing an unId'd potion...

You feel death flowing through your body.
You die.
Welcome to level 2.
Welcome to level 3.
Welcome to level 4.

It was obviously a learning experience.

[Melchizedek]

I as well have experienced "monster X ponts at you, screaming the word DIE! You die." Hilarious. Think it was a paladin. As well as the "You die. You have stopped bleeding."

My favorite concept in my current game, though, is that my Scrolls of Identify are titled "so bra." Of course, my most used scroll would make me think "so bra, what kind of potion is this, dude..." every time I use it.

[daft]

Here's one I got just the other day...

"You die. You feel weak for a moment, but the feeling passes."

This too, shall pass.

[Big Al]

You see a Rusty Chain Mail {excellent}.
[read identify scroll]
On the ground: a Rusty Chain Mail (Acid-proof).

[will_asher]

happened just now:

You have no more potions of poison.
You feel better. (casted cure light wounds)
You are no longer poisoned.
You die.
You feel yourself yanked upwards.

appropriate for my paladin, huh?

I had read a WoR mainly because I was out of food.
While waiting for it to kick in I tried an unIDed potion and it turned out to be salt water, so I died of starvation. After drinking the salt water and before dying, I was drinking more unIDed potions for the slight nourishment they give.

[Daniel Fishman]

Just had (in Z, where level feelings are delayed slightly):

This level feels very dangerous.
You feel bolder now.

[Tenka]

You have a bad feeling....
Your weapon cuts deep into the mad bear. You cut the mad bear in half!
You have slain the mad bear.
You feel bolder now.


A while ago...
You are now wearing a ring of damage+8, you drop a ring resist cold
You have no more rings of resist cold
It casts an Icebolt at you.
You die!

Max Damage > all. I don't care what.

[Papayouki]

happened just now.
NPPAngband, my Kobold rogue has a full bag, so he decides to read his WoR scroll, take the malachite ring on the floor.
Bullroarer comes and attacks.

After a few rounds...

You hit Bullroarer the Hobbit
You have slain Bullroarer the hobbit
You feel something roll beneath your feet
You have no place for the phial
You feel sourself yanked upwards !

:/

PS : malachite ring was a weakness one.

[Narvius]

> Orfax, Son of Boldor makes obscene gestures!
> You feel better.

Yay.

[NotMorgoth]

This seems like a quiet place. You hear a door burst open.

[AR_chie]

Snap from log messenger (chasing Lagduf after killing his army):

Lagduf, the Snaga says, 'You're just prejudiced against orc-kind, aren't you?'
Lagduf, the Snaga says, 'Next time, I'm bringing more Uruks with me!'
You destroy a Ring of Weakness.
Lagduf, the Snaga recovers his courage.
You hit Lagduf, the Snaga.
Lagduf, the Snaga says: 'Oh, shit.'
You have slain Lagduf, the Snaga.

[Djabanete]

From Entro's monster arena:

The Mage concentrates on its body.
The Mage starts moving faster!
The Mage concentrates on its body.
The Mage starts moving faster!
The Mage blinks away.

The Dark Elven Warlock casts a mana bolt.
The Mage dies.

[Aristobulus]

The scrawny cat scratches you! The scrawny cat suddenly turns hot! 
[COLOR="Red"]The scrawny cat turns into a pile of ash.[/COLOR]

I laughed.

The poor kitty failed to realize that I was wearing a Cloak of Immolation.

[RogerN]

From Sangband:

"You feel you know more about boulders"

Learning about slime molds is equally humorous.