The Saga of Bondas the Ironman

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  • Sideways
    Knight
    • Nov 2008
    • 896

    The Saga of Bondas the Ironman

    The shades of night were falling fast,
    As through the town over Angband passed
    From up the hills a brave half-troll
    To go a route of high death toll,
    Ever downwards!

    His armour rusty, boots worn out,
    A badly damaged cloak about,
    And like a broken trumpet rung
    The syllables of trollish tongue,
    Ever downwards!

    "Come here!" the merchant Lo-Hak said,
    "And share with me some nice Waybread!"
    Thanks for your offer, but today,
    To dungeons deep I must away,
    Ever downwards!

    In happy homes he saw the light
    Of household fires gleam warm and bright;
    Below, the stairs down, dark and wide,
    With gloomy thoughts, the half-troll sighed,
    Ever downwards!

    "Avoid that vault!" the ogre said,
    "There lurks a unique long since dead,
    Ghosts by the thousand on his side!"
    The hero's tired voice replied,
    Ever downwards!

    As had he sworn in Eru's name
    For him there would be no stat gain,
    Also no turning, no recall,
    No trips up to the shopping mall,
    Ever downwards!

    "Beware the Dracolisk, my friend!
    One breath would mean your saga's end!"
    No way an Olog could him scare;
    A voice replied from down the stairs,
    Ever downwards!

    At break of day, as evil praised
    The priests in Morgoth's dark faith raised,
    The hero's voice disturbed their prayer;
    It weakly cried through stagnant air,
    Ever downwards!

    A half-troll by an Impact Hound
    Half-buried under scrolls was found;
    While promised all to hunger end,
    Instead of reading had he went,
    Ever downwards!

    There in the dungeon cold and gray,
    Bondas the Stubborn Hero lay;
    From Hell itself then came a howl,
    The weak voice of a hopeless soul,
    Ever downwards!
    The Complainer worries about the lack of activity here these days.
  • andrewdoull
    Unangband maintainer
    • Apr 2007
    • 872

    #2
    Amazing.

    There's not enough roguelike poetry in this world...
    The Roflwtfzomgbbq Quylthulg summons L33t Paladins -more-
    In UnAngband, the level dives you.
    ASCII Dreams: http://roguelikedeveloper.blogspot.com
    Unangband: http://unangband.blogspot.com

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    • Nick
      Vanilla maintainer
      • Apr 2007
      • 9634

      #3
      Agreed. pav, could that go on the funnies page?

      Like the sig, too
      One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
      In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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      • Bandobras
        Knight
        • Apr 2007
        • 726

        #4
        Bets here: which will be the first Angband Nobel prize? Literature, World Peace (1. Buy a lantern; 2. Kill Morgoth; 3. ?; 4. World Peace!) or nature (I mean elemental) sciences?

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        • Nick
          Vanilla maintainer
          • Apr 2007
          • 9634

          #5
          Originally posted by Bandobras
          Bets here: which will be the first Angband Nobel prize? Literature, World Peace (1. Buy a lantern; 2. Kill Morgoth; 3. ?; 4. World Peace!) or nature (I mean elemental) sciences?
          Medicine (!Life). Or physics (?Teleportation).
          One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
          In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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