The rightful heir to the throne of Gondor has returned.

[Grotug]

And he is from Colorado.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/king-england-newspaper-ad-times

As spotted by David Mapstone, a journalist at Britain’s Sky News, Allan V. Evans of Wheat Ridge, Colorado, took out a lengthy ad in The Times of London on Wednesday claiming that due to his unbroken lineage—trailing back to the fictional Kingdom of Gondor, he says—makes him the rightful King of England. In the ad, Evans traces his ancestry through real historical kings such as Cunedda Wledig, founder of Wales, before finally arriving at where he appears to think history intersects with the stories of Tolkien, Wales being just a new name for what was once called Gondor.

[Pete Mack]

It had to make the year for the ad department, which has got to be a boring job otherwise. Note the lovely job they did with typesetting.