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  • cofresi
    Apprentice
    • Nov 2009
    • 52

    You know you've been playing too much Angband when...

    You know you've been playing too much Angband when you actually Dream that Morgoth has a speed factor of +42 and you are dismayed at your meager speed +32.
    He once had an awkward moment with a Morgoth, just to see what it felt like. Should he ever be cut, rubies would spill from his veins.

    He is: the most Interesting @ in the world.
  • dos350
    Knight
    • Sep 2010
    • 546

    #2
    you know uve played too much angband when u judge others for how they play angband and rage hard at them and threaten to change the game in next release to thwart them.
    ~eek

    Reality hits you -more-

    S+++++++++++++++++++

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    • Philip
      Knight
      • Jul 2009
      • 909

      #3
      Timo's comment was not serious, BTW. This does not belong into a thread which is supposed to be fun.

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      • buzzkill
        Prophet
        • May 2008
        • 2939

        #4
        It's suddenly 3 AM so you shut it down and go to bed, then wake up 5 AM to play some more.
        www.mediafire.com/buzzkill - Get your 32x32 tiles here. UT32 now compatible Ironband and Quickband 9/6/2012.
        My banding life on Buzzkill's ladder.

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        • Timo Pietilä
          Prophet
          • Apr 2007
          • 4096

          #5
          Originally posted by Philip
          Timo's comment was not serious, BTW. This does not belong into a thread which is supposed to be fun.
          Which one? Most of my comments are serious.

          You have played too much angband when you see monsters in text and e-mail addresses look like bad case of getting surrounded.

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          • Philip
            Knight
            • Jul 2009
            • 909

            #6
            Okay, I guess your comment was serious, but I understood it as a suggestion to make disconnected stairs default. I misunderstood. Anyway, let's get back to the fun.

            You have played too much angband when you cringe from the light upon going outside.

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            • HallucinationMushroom
              Knight
              • Apr 2007
              • 785

              #7
              You know you've played too much angband when you want to kill everyone you see just because they are there.
              You are on something strange

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              • Therem Harth
                Knight
                • Jan 2008
                • 926

                #8
                You dream about hacking the game to include a "gangrene" status. Yes, for realz.

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                • Magnate
                  Angband Devteam member
                  • May 2007
                  • 5110

                  #9
                  You've played too much angband when you've forgotten how many times this thread has been done before.
                  "Been away so long I hardly knew the place, gee it's good to be back home" - The Beatles

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                  • ThePathfinder
                    Rookie
                    • Nov 2014
                    • 10

                    #10
                    You've played too much angband when you found a monster is holding TV Shows...
                    If you see some Qailise TV shows,you may vomit...
                    This page is NOT created using Micro$oft FartPage.

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                    • klassik
                      Apprentice
                      • Sep 2013
                      • 89

                      #11
                      you know you've played too much angband when you start throwing a fit because you can't find any flasks of oil at walmart.
                      He did the mash.
                      He did the morgoth mash.
                      The morgoth mash.
                      It was an angband smash.

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                      • fruviad
                        Apprentice
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 74

                        #12
                        You know you've played too much Angband when you set down a glass of water, walk away, and then a few minutes later think to yourself "Where did I put it?" As you wander around looking for your drink, you find yourself thinking "q?" (as in "quaff".)

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                        • Runaway1956
                          Apprentice
                          • Feb 2015
                          • 71

                          #13
                          Speed factors - yes.

                          I want to hack the Cloak of Thorongil to have a +50 speed. Great cloak, but various characters keep chopping my body parts off because I can't keep up with them . . . . The Patriarch, for instance.
                          It's a 1982 Honda GL 500 Silver Wing Interstate, my daily commuter. http://linuxcounter.net/cert/522398.png

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