When the Dungeon wants you to survive a long time

[sffp]

Half-Orc Blackguard:

a) a Maul of Venom (4d4) (+4,+4)
Found lying on the floor at 200 feet (level 4)

Branded with poison.

Combat info:
1.1 blows/round.
With +3 STR and +0 DEX you would get 1.3 blows
With +0 STR and +2 DEX you would get 1.3 blows
Average damage/round: 49.1 vs creatures not resistant to poison
and 22.4 vs. others.

l) a Pair of Iron Shod Boots of Speed [4,+0] <+10>
Found lying on the floor at 250 feet (level 5)

+10 speed.
Cannot be harmed by Fire.

[Ingwe Ingweron]

Beware tempting the RNG gods. They giveth, and they taketh away.

[VeritasAequitas]

i predict a "The tarrasque breathes, you die"... at 300ft in your future

[Selkie]

i predict a "The tarrasque breathes, you die"... at 300ft in your future

Haha, he's at 250ft so that would have to be a very OOD Tarrasque. I predict they will feel over confident and dive without picking up free action. Death by Old Man Willow

[Sky]

when the level feeling is 3 - 11

[sffp]

when the level feeling is 3 - 11

The maul was a 3 5 level
The ring was a 2 8

I'm just happy it wasn't a mage book...

[sffp]

Haha, he's at 250ft so that would have to be a very OOD Tarrasque. I predict they will feel over confident and dive without picking up free action. Death by Old Man Willow

This
This is the way this character dies

Even worse... carrion crawlers...

That early speed or killer weapon always results in overconfidence leading to oops...