Very painful-sounding scroll

**buzzkill** · March 12, 2011, 20:18

Originally posted by Max Stats

Sounds like this scroll could change a character's religion:

i) 2 Scrolls titled "penus incut"

Dropped by Wormtongue no doubt. Why would anyone need more than one of those?

**andrewdoull** · March 13, 2011, 00:25

Originally posted by buzzkill

Dropped by Wormtongue no doubt. Why would anyone need more than one of those?

If you have two sons....

**buzzkill** · March 13, 2011, 01:19

Originally posted by andrewdoull

If you have two sons....

Yeah, but how do you convince them that reading one would be beneficial.

**HallucinationMushroom** · March 13, 2011, 01:28

You simply have to explain that an incut is an archaic measure of distance that roughly translates to the size of a breadbox.

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