Cats and Dogs Living Together... Mass Hysteria!

[Malatar]

Well, for the first time ever (in n+ years, where n is large), I got a great artifact from a scroll of *Acquirement*.

The Mace 'Erilor' (2d4) (+8,+20) (+3)
(conjured forth by magic at 1300 feet (level 26))

+3 attack speed.
Slays orcs.
Provides resistance to lightning.
Cannot be harmed by acid, electricity, fire, cold.
Grants the ability to see invisible things.

When aimed, it allows you to breathe the elements for 250 damage.
Takes 315 to 588 turns to recharge at your current speed.
Your chance of success is 95.6%


And yes, I realize that by posting this I've signed my character's death sentence. I hope my melee mage's life is bright before being snuffed out by YASD.

[Magnate]

Very nice. Not enough dice or slays for the endgame, but just what you want at 1300'.

[Nightmarjoo]

Hahaha so when you accidentally point your mace across the dinner table to help prove a point, you inevitably immediately succumb to a horrible but shortlived sickness where you find yourself belching and vomiting out the elements?

Where'd you get the scroll btw?

[Malatar]

From the mighty floor of the dungeon, from whence all good things come. I don't seem to get nice drops from anyone, but the floor is kind to me....