[V] Advice for Morgoth

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  • buzzkill
    Prophet
    • May 2008
    • 2939

    #16
    Originally posted by Narvius
    It'd be easier for him to summon and kill dragons, really.
    and that was the case, until the the monsters got organized. According to bylaws stated in the United Dungeon Monsters Molds and Maintainers Union Local #333. Management, namely Morgoth, and likewise members of middle management hereby referred to as uniques "may not intentionally harm, kill, summon or otherwise imperil any union member except, in such a situation, in which said actions are taken to cause the furtherance of the death or attempt thereof, of a non-monster, adventurer".
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    • Narvius
      Knight
      • Dec 2007
      • 589

      #17
      And Morgy didn't try the "See it as a sacrifice for a greater cause; I kill you, get stronger, then can finish off every @ ever." argument? Weird ^.^
      If you can convincingly pretend you're crazy, you probably are.

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      • Zikke
        Veteran
        • Jun 2008
        • 1069

        #18
        Morgoth should be sure to kill all the @'s so that when we cast "Summon Players" he can just laugh.
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        • Djabanete
          Knight
          • Apr 2007
          • 576

          #19
          Originally posted by buzzkill
          and that was the case, until the the monsters got organized. According to bylaws stated in the United Dungeon Monsters Molds and Maintainers Union Local #333. Management, namely Morgoth, and likewise members of middle management hereby referred to as uniques "may not intentionally harm, kill, summon or otherwise imperil any union member except, in such a situation, in which said actions are taken to cause the furtherance of the death or attempt thereof, of a non-monster, adventurer".
          He doesn't get experience from killing his minions anyway, sort of like @'s don't get points for killing townspeople. What he really needs to do is scum level 100 for Potions of Experience.

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          • Narvius
            Knight
            • Dec 2007
            • 589

            #20
            Isn't he at 99,999,999 from the beginning of time, anyways?
            If you can convincingly pretend you're crazy, you probably are.

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