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  • debo
    Veteran
    • Oct 2011
    • 2402

    #16
    Originally posted by Egavactip
    3. The first Grand Mother Fucking Mystic Death
    This is a way better name for these.
    Glaurung, Father of the Dragons says, 'You cannot avoid the ballyhack.'

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    • Namdeht
      Rookie
      • Feb 2012
      • 18

      #17
      Originally posted by Sky
      and about 137 consecutive "the Tarrasque (offscreen) breaths disenchantment" deaths.
      Oh good, so there's still something to look forward to then

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      • Namdeht
        Rookie
        • Feb 2012
        • 18

        #18
        Originally posted by HallucinationMushroom
        I still give grand master mystics tremendous respect -- that dude gave me scars for life, lemme tell you. Plasma hounds for you will probably be the same.
        Hounds in general make me uneasy. Packs of breathers man. They breathe to ruin your day. And they travel in packs. Forget about it.

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        • Patashu
          Knight
          • Jan 2008
          • 528

          #19
          Originally posted by Egavactip
          Yes, everyone experiences the Litany of Deaths:

          1. The first paralyzed death.
          2. The first slowly poisoned to death.
          2a. The first single-shot poison death.
          3. The first Grand Mother Fucking Mystic Death
          4. The first pack of plasma hounds death
          5. The first I teleported into a shitstorm death
          6. The first Dracolisk/Dracolich death
          7. The first mana storm death.

          And so on. You can even throw in there "The first oops did I just friggin *starve* to death death."
          Where's the 'chain confused to death'?
          My Chiptune music, made in Famitracker: http://soundcloud.com/patashu

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          • Mars
            Scout
            • Apr 2007
            • 31

            #20
            'Maggot's dog death' should also be on that list, I think
            Mostly retired Angband player. I just don't have the time .

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            • Gwarl
              Administrator
              • Jan 2017
              • 1025

              #21
              Originally posted by Namdeht
              I waded into a corridor full of plasma hounds, ignored @ getting stunned and heavily stunned, expecting he would weather the storm, then he got knocked out and ripped to pieces by plasma hounds without ever regaining consciousness. After all these years I don't think I knew that @ could get knocked out. Paralysed, sure, faint from hunger, definitely, but knocked out after a succession of stunning attacks? That one I think is new to me. So at least I learned something.
              This is what happened to my first @ who got past DL40

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              • Bostock
                Swordsman
                • Aug 2007
                • 335

                #22
                And while we're at it, there's the ever-humiliating squint-eyed rogue death.
                So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

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                • Derakon
                  Prophet
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 9022

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Bostock
                  And while we're at it, there's the ever-humiliating squint-eyed rogue death.
                  And the "held the arrow key down while fighting a pit" death.

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                  • skydyr
                    Rookie
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 15

                    #24
                    Don't forget the slow/time-breather spiral of doom, and the 'my temp +speed ran out and I got double moved' death.

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                    • kandrc
                      Swordsman
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 299

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Bostock
                      And while we're at it, there's the ever-humiliating squint-eyed rogue death.
                      That's a side effect of trying to chase down street urchins for those 23 coins they stole.

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                      • krazyhades
                        Swordsman
                        • Jun 2013
                        • 428

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Egavactip
                        Yes, everyone experiences the Litany of Deaths:
                        I must not die.
                        Death is the @-killer.
                        Death is the little-death that brings total @bliteration.
                        I will face my death.
                        I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
                        And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its yasd.
                        Where the death has gone there will be nothing. Only M will remain.

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                        • Carnivean
                          Knight
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 527

                          #27
                          Originally posted by krazyhades
                          I must not die.
                          Death is the @-killer.
                          Death is the little-death that brings total @bliteration.
                          I will face my death.
                          I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
                          And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its yasd.
                          Where the death has gone there will be nothing. Only M will remain.
                          There are times when I wish the forum had voting for posts. This is one of them.

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                          • Namdeht
                            Rookie
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 18

                            #28
                            Adding to the list when you've just killed a CL35 @ and started over and you die trying to run through a battle-scarred veteran in town.

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                            • Sky
                              Veteran
                              • Oct 2016
                              • 2321

                              #29
                              I think i have the best death.

                              Set base delay to 10. Set *clear -auto- prompts*

                              Walk around .. Tombstone.

                              I touched a Eye that paralized me while a mob mauled me. Was dead before i could blink.
                              "i can take this dracolich"

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                              • Bostock
                                Swordsman
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 335

                                #30
                                Originally posted by kandrc
                                That's a side effect of trying to chase down street urchins for those 23 coins they stole.
                                Yes, but those 23 coins are terribly important on principle, dammit,v on principle! That money is MINE! (Never mind that I could make it back in two minutes even with connected stairs off.)
                                So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and your wise men don't know how it feels to be thick as a brick.

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